Delusional

a bitch who trust crystals more than reality

that bitch is completely delusional, the crystals told her everything before we did.

by marthaspeaks April 23, 2021

delusional

When your friend thinks he got that job by himself, but really, you yourself got him the job when you invited him to shovel snow at 4am.

DB: listen Burt, your jokes arent funny. you’ve been employed since winter time season because my ass decided to motivate you to come work at 4am.
Burt: No thats cap, i got referred by Tony.
DB: how’d he refer you when i was the mf who called you to come work, and physically brought you in lmfao.
Burt: i don’t remember that ever happening so that must be cap.
DB: you’re delusional bro i cant w you

by anonymous June 7, 2021

Delusional

Someone who thinks there a topic in there home girl or homie conversation when in reality they are no one to think about.

Lil pookie thinks the gang talking about him he is delusional

by Rickyjayjay1234 June 15, 2021

Delusional

I, Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila, am an under-aged girl of color, enslaved and colonized. My background is almost unimaginably under-priveleged. Despite this, I invented and perfected soul music as a composer, writer and vocalist. I invented and perfected vocal jazz. I invented rap on October 14 2024; when my restaurant got bombed by the emasculated, gay European faggot KKK, who have never worked a day in their worthless, miserable, unimaginably OVER-PRIVELEGED racist lives.

In 3 months, using just my cell phone (I've never held a microphone in my hands), I have written over 51 priceless essays on racism, colonization, segregation and slavery. Simultaneously, I have written over 100 chapters of Les Cascanueces, in 4 different languages. I am continuing to write my auto-biography.

I invented Hispanic Cuisine! Tacos,tostadas, pa dulce, corn soup, hot chocolate, Hispanic coffee.

Despite all my historical achievements, awards and accomplishments?

Certain people have the delusion that I should remain indefinitely in slavery to 2 worthless Caucasian males from backgrounds so crazily over-priveleged they are almost unbelievable. They have never worked a day in their lives, have never cooked a meal in their lives, have no awards. Yes Mr. Muhammad, your intention to keep me in slavery indefinitely is SUPER acceptable, makes so much sense.

Good thing that Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila Grocery Games and financial systems are in da works. 😉😉🤤🤤😍😍😋😋🥇

Any schizo cracker who has never worked a day in his life, has no accomplishments, no friends, no hobbies, no kids, no wife, no reason to even be kept with life who thinks that Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila should be indefinitely enslaved is DELUSIONAL AND RETARDED TO AN EXTENT THAT IS MORE DISTURBING; INDICATIVE OF THE OVER-ALL SITUATION OF CAUCASIAN PROVELEGE IN INDIA THAB HUMOUS.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 October 24, 2024

Delusional Office

Used to describe an area with known hazardous materials causing hallucinations of imaginary entities, often a large building of sorts. Can also be used as a casual descriptor of a liminal space.

"Damn, all these yellow walls and fluorescent lights sure make this look like a Delusional Office."

by CHASER-015 December 24, 2024

Fat and delusional

that weird fat kid who claims that he knows how to "fight" and ends up fighting with someone, and losing instantly, then proceeds to cry and bitch like a sore loser

Guy 1:Yo did you see that fatass dude who lowkey delusional?

Guy 2: Yeah, he fought that other kid right?

Guy 1: Yeah bro, I think he still hasn't learned a damn thing, fat and delusional, what a damn combination.

by PidgeonRising December 27, 2024

Delusional

Someone whos beliefs don't add up to reality. Also can be a mental disorder.

Alexis thinks she's a good teacher, but I think she's delusional.

by Animelover211 December 30, 2024