Dalton

The name given to ugly ginger baby's

that ugly ass ginger baby is totally a Dalton

by DaltonHater1234 March 29, 2023

Dalton

Dalton is a brother in Christ (Mormon) who constantly misuses words and/or mispronounces words longer than two syllables.

A Dalton would say "Getting multiple cookies for a job an example of the toochoochie loss function (dismissing returns)"

by Yerrboy April 20, 2023

Dalton

Dalton is a amazing smart man who is always there for you and gives amazing hugs Dalton is very strong but also sassy omg he is so sassy but he will be there for you no matter what he is only one call away always but he can be hard headed at times and isnt good with time management but thats okay because he is funny and is someone you can just be around for hours without even saying a word Dalton has beautiful blue eyes and perfect eyebrows same as his nose and he is just so handsome and kind if you ever have a dalton in your life dont hurt him he has been through enough be there for him he needs it (dont fuck him over he wont forgive you)

“oh look theres dalton”

by FallenAngel69 November 21, 2023

Dalton

A sneaky little turd of a coworker that takes the most ballin of shits for his coworkers to stew in. Will go out of his way to make your day as unhinged and bizarre as possible. Does not care about consuming as much free food in the break room as he can and will interrupt your work day to be an absolute menace.

"Mike is totally the Dalton of the workplace"

by Darkmarshmallow February 28, 2024

Dalton

A roided up dickhead. He’s a complete asshole who is a liar and only cares about himself. Smokes way too much weed and goes from one girl to another and likes to take advantage of them.”. he is freaky and a complete nerd with a big ego. dalton also claims he has a huge dick like that’s gonna make up for his awful personality. The best way to explain any person named “Dalton” is look up High School Douche-Bag.

Don’t be a “dalton”…

by Snoopy1557 December 16, 2024

Dalton Rapattoni

Super sweet and rad dude. He is a member of a boyband created by a lot of people including Perez Hilton named IM5. Assumed to be "the dangerous one" by TMZ even thought he wouldn't hurt a fly ((unless that fly was Will)) He has the most beautiful eyes and great taste in music and can take a joke. If you don't stay for him in IM5 you constantly ask yourself why.

Girl 1: Who's your favorite member of IM5!?
Girl 2: Dalton Rapattoni omg.
Girl 1: Same.
Random Dog: Same.
Jesus: Same.
Aliens: Same.

by lizettehello February 24, 2013

Dalton McGuinty

A politician who will say anything to get/stay elected. An incompetent boob who has taken Ontario from number 1 to number 10 in economic growth. A politician who has broken more promises than any other politician in history. His name has become synonymous with lying and false promises

Dude, don't try and Dalton McGuinty me, you never walked on the moon, I know you're lying.

by Rich Caker October 20, 2007