by Strikegold August 24, 2021
I was about to stick it in Stacey’s ass, but little did I know she had a Colombian Whoopee Cushion waiting for me.
by The2InchPunisher March 22, 2018
I was trying to get with my girl but her best bitch had to jump in there with le coos(ê) cushion and straight put my shit on hold.
by JediMasterMorrow March 25, 2022
The act of performance oral sex on a female and inflating her vaginal cavity with air. Once at capacity you sit on their stomach.
Tom is such a dick, he filled my snatch uo with air last night and sat on my stomach, my neighbors could hear that queef. Now im known as Leah the Muskogee whoppee cushion queen!
by Imafanofyourmom March 18, 2021
when you shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole while you jerk off a hairy indonesian woman on the corner of your bed while you listen to michael bolton and microwave a shit filled burrito
by Asshole muncher February 21, 2011
When you break an oversized mug of beer and strategically place it where some some dumb bastard will sit.
by Mr. Dick Fitzwel October 31, 2011
by Trolley Stop Phil February 19, 2003