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Chicago cumshot

When a guy blows his load into the barrel, chamber, or loaded magazine of a firearm then uses that firearm to blow the load onto/into the face of another person.
I got kicked out of the gun club when i gave the range safety officer a chicago cumshot.
by Jay64 July 7, 2022
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Angle cumshot

When a woman is feeling unsafe and needs the bartender to help them
Woman: I need an angle cumshot

Bartender: who
Woman: the man in blue is getting agressive
Bartender: I got a bullet for you
Then has casual sex with woman
by Garrett 11 August 17, 2022
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reverse cumshot

A reverse cumshot has been properly executed, when a man has reached his climax in a womens mouth. After this the women needs to keep the load in her mouth until the man tells an incredibly good joke, so the women starts laughing and thus for the semen comes out of her nose. She shall aim for the man, otherwise the technique is not properly executed.
If the women hits the man, congratulation, you just executed a reverse cumshot!
Bob: Man, I wanted to try out a reverse cumshot with my gf.
Jack: Ok whats the matter, did she miss you?
Bob: No she didn't laught about my joke. :(
by SekkiGamer October 24, 2022
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Cumshot

When a man uses his warm water gun on a woman, this can cause severe burns to the eye, pussy and nipples when shot in the direction of these. The only place you are meant to shoot your white liquid water gun is a woman's mouth (or man if that's your thing). This creates a sweet flavour and a texture similar to an egg yolk.
Zoi: OH BABY PLEASE SHOOT YOUR CUMSHOT IN MY MOUTH TONIGHT

Big Zaddy Arki Papi: Say less baby
by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 13, 2022
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spanish cumshot

When your cumshot goes so far you find a whole new continent.
Dude, my Spanish Cumshot founded America
by ThatOneWiseCunt November 9, 2020
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Cumshot

A Phrase commonly used in porn, cumshot means to ejaculate with force
I watched a porno and it made my dick do a cumshot
by HolyHorseTesticles November 29, 2020
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Canadian Cumshot

When you freeze maple syrup in a condom and a popsicle stuck at the end and then place it in your penis to enlarge it then having sex with the girl till it melts
P1:Holy shit bro I just managed to do a Canadian cumshot on a girl

P2:Jesus Christ man how’d that go
P1:it felt amazing but the popsicle stick in stuck in my cock
by anonymous January 17, 2021
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