Satan's morning cumshot

When you pour milk on your cereal and it splashes you like a cute lil cumshot.
Morning John, what's that stain on your shirt?

Its Satan's morning cumshot...
by Satans_cum_bitch February 25, 2021
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Cumshot

When a man enjoys something too much and masturbates he does a cumshot
He did a massicve sticky white cumshot and I ate it
by cum_master December 19, 2022
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spitinbutt cumshot

A synonym for a local meth avenger in Birchwood TN. Aka a Gary.
In the dark hour when there's no one to call, and the meth is out, call spitinbutt cumshot, the meth avenger!
by Bratty DC January 22, 2024
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Cumshot slingshot

When you rip off your condom too fast and slingshot cum at your partner.
"Dude, she screamed when I accidentally did the cumshot slingshot."

"He took off his condom and shot Cum at me! He totally did the cumshot slingshot!"
by Riddlemethisriddlemethat February 6, 2020
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Joker cumshot

Joker cumshot is when a female eats lots of blue takis or oops all berrys before sex and during sex while watching the dark night she shits out loads of diarrhea which will be green and while cumming on her the cum turns green
hey bro me and my girl did a joker cumshot right before our shower”
by BO0TY-_-JUice201 February 25, 2022
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Cumshot Quadfecta

When a man cums 4 times in a sexual encounter, that is in each of the women's 3 holes, then once on her face.
I came in her pussy, her ass, in her mouth, and on her face for the ultimate cumshot quadfecta.
by whtronin March 11, 2021
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