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Edward Cullen

A FICTIONAL character in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga. He is a vampire who does not feed off human blood and sparkles like a diamond in the sun.

His hobbies include watching his 100 year younger girlfriend sleep, watching said girl through others' minds, keeping his virginity, being over-protective, committing suicide and fighting with werewolves.

Many girls have fallen in love with Edward, for he seems to possess some of the best qualities in a man. Countless teenagers have broken up with their boyfriends for not "being more like Edward".

Edward is: a stalker, pedophile, abusive, creepy and really sketchy. But he's sexy, compassionate, intense, stubborn, gorgeous, intelligent, mature and undead.
Edward Cullen is in love with Bella Swan. Good luck, cause she is one whiny chick.
by QuoteGirl December 28, 2009
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Chicken Cutlet

While having sex on the beach the male (accidentally or intentionally) pulls out his penis and rolls it around in the sand to resemble a 'shake and bake' chicken cutlet, immediately following this he re-inserts his penis.
I was having sex with that bitch Barb out by the pier yesterday and my cock slipped out so I gave her a chicken cutlet.
by The Amazing Paul December 1, 2004
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cullen

a sexual position where woman has hands on floor with pelvis and legs on bed, while the man mounds her from behind and rides her hard.
"Ann let me give her a cullen on the third date," Peter explained.
by Mister_Monkey December 17, 2008
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collet

One who wears his pants mid to low ass line. May also talk with an "I'm better than everyone else" attitude.
That guy is so collet, he can't seem to wear his pants right.
by Gpenguin March 27, 2009
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Edward Cullen moment

When a guy does something too irresistible and compelling for a girl to comprehend immediately, and it gives her the urge to jump his bones right away with no logical thinking. When a guy says something genuine that people only say in movies, or when his eyes give a sexy glint after he says something sinister.
Lexi: Yeah we totally had an Edward Cullen moment.
Amanda: Well what happened?
Lexi: He stared into my soul.
Amanda: Wooowww..
by WittyWiggler June 22, 2010
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Cutlet

An Iranian Food made from Mince Meat.
Sarcastically refers to Qasem Soleimani, the Sepah general which been killed by an AGM-114 Hellfire missile shot by a MQ-9 Reaper drone.

This Name is widely used on twitter.
The smell of new cutlet has risen (a new drama is happening in middle east)
Trump is a good chef! He cooked a well-done cutlet once.
by N. Mirzabeigi November 18, 2021
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Edward Cullen

An extremely attractive male vampire who can read peoples minds from the Twilight Saga. A series of movies between a vampire (Edward) and a human girl (Bella) who fall in love. In the movies Edward Cullen is played by Robert Pattinson.
Bro you wanna watch Twilight
Sure I want me some Edward Cullen!
by yesjustlikethefruit August 1, 2018
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