Croint

Any joint rolled by a certain Roy Ferari. This Roy rolls really crusty joints, and so the name 'Custy Roy Joint' came into play whenever he rolled a joint. A 'Croint' is a variation of that phrase, utilising the first letters of Custy and Roy and placing them before the word joint with the J removed. Croints have a certain resemblence and definite traits, and so thereforre when somebody other than Roy Ferrari rolls a custy looking joint, it is reffered to as a croint. It is an insult to the person's rolling ability.

Example 1

Bob: "Hey man, jets go burn this jay I just spun."
Randy: "Aw, Eww, man, I aint smoking that custy croint!"

Example 2

John: "Let's roll a joint guys."
Roy Ferari: "I'll roll it"
Everyone in the room: "Fuck no! We aint smoking no croints!"

by Yaltoids April 30, 2008

croissant slaying

Pulling a girl with really bad eczema. You are only croissant slaying if her skin is flaky like a croissant.

Dude, did you see John croissant slaying at breakfast, her dry skin went all over my food!

by chamberlain123 August 31, 2016

Movie Cridick

Someone who is interested in watching a movie or a show but has to be a movie cridick and comment every 3 minutes about something going on in it, disturbing ,annoying, and disrupting everyone else in the room while they are trying to watch also.

We were all watching boardwalk empire until this Movie cridick had to talk every three minutes, guess I will have to watch again tomorrow.

by Mikey Ryan October 25, 2010

Your aunt a croissant

The deflection of 'Your grandpap a trap'

Jim - Your Grandpap a trap
Me - Your Aunt a croissant
Jim - O FUK

by Granny Debbie May 23, 2018

Crocidile Dunjew

Someone who is an outdoorsman and Jewish

Nathan: Yeah, they call me Crocidile Dunjew, I'm really good at climbing plus I go to temple everyday

by Nicky Harr May 16, 2006

Chocolate Croissant

A prank where you place shit under the armpit of a sleeping girl and tickle her waist so she closes her arms and squeezes the shit into a croissant shape.

Randal gave stacy a chocolate croissant after she got too wasted

by TheCadet October 4, 2012

Crodge

old female reproductive organs

"I bet Joanna Lumley has a massive crodge"

by choa oh oh October 23, 2011