crimson hornet

When a Russian man gets stung in the dick by an Asian giant hornet
"Did you hear of Vlad"

"Yes heard of his experience with the crimson hornet"
by Channman April 01, 2017
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Crimson Clutch

Where a person takes there hand, and dips there hand in paint. And grabs a male or females ass to mark their territory.
I Crimson Clutched your girl last night.
by CBJSH18 January 15, 2015
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Crimson wizard

When you jack a dick off as hard and vigorously that the tip goes a worrying shade of crimson.
I jacked my tinder date off after taking a preworkout shake and man, I gave that guy a crimson wizard with the strength it evoked
by Monstrous 69 September 17, 2021
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Crimson Straight

The line of pink ejaculate left on the stomach and between the breasts of a menstruating female when a male pulls out during intercourse to ejaculate.
After having sex with and ejaculating on the chest and stomach of his menstruating girlfriend the man exclaims, "That looks like the Crimson Straight of Gibraltar."
by 2k3bandit December 23, 2013
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crimson buffet

My girl's on the rag so I totally ate at the crimson buffet.
by voodoo.123 October 29, 2013
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crimson avenger

Being eaten out by a punter who doesn't know you're on your period.
Becca: girlies, Dave left the toilet seat up last night so I gave him a crimson avenger.
by sexual_harassment_panda100 April 17, 2010
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Crimson Thumb

When a lord shoves his thumb up a lady's ass and it comes out bloody.
The king woke up with a crimson thumb after a night of 69ing the queen
by Colonel Lingus III November 19, 2012
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