craiging

a generic pejorative term for a person (craig) who wastes (lagging) long periods of time through inaction, thereby screwing up everybody else's part of a project, process, or activity

At any place where someone is disappointed and put out by having to always wait for someone else to "do their job" or get something done...but here we're in an office where Sarah hopes to get promoted because she has done a great job getting the Murphy Project off the ground, but is still waiting on Craig, a self-described 'bean counter' in accounting, to open his email from six months ago.

"Do you have those numbers, Sarah, so we can move forward with the project?", asks Carol, the VP.

"I'm sorry Carol, but accounting is still craiging behind the rest of the teams. We've reached out to them, but there's just no answer," she says, seeing her promotion hopes dwindle.

by Pete Henlein September 6, 2018

Cradling

A sex act where you stick one fist down your partners mouth, another up the anus, then lift and rock them back and forth like a baby.

I was cradling the shit out of Anita last night. Literally.

by Anitathepeniseater September 3, 2021

Cailing

Cailing is the act of coiling cables. It is a blend between the 2 words and makes it easier to describe the action.

Other forms of cailing:
Cail
Cailer - a person who coils cables

"Do you cail?" Asked Kyle whilst cailing

by kharjo7 March 27, 2022

Pork Crackling

Spanking or caning your pig or boys rump untill it's red, hot and blisterd

Me and Peter agent home together last night, I turned him to Pork Crackling with my cane!

by Daledoom August 30, 2020

Crawling Butt Lick

A harsh -albeit immature- generic insult. I guess it's incinuating that the person who this insult is directed to is comparable to something that wriggles around someone's buttocks, licking it (or perhaps the asshole itself) for whatever reason.

British in origin.

It could also imply that the person is a sort of sycophant, ass-kisser, brown-noser, apple-polisher, etc.

"You're nothing but a crawling butt lick, Neil!"

by Asura October 26, 2004

cracklings

noun. In Ukraine, a popular garnish on local dishes which consists of pieces of pig large intestines, deep-fried until crispy and indistinguishable. Usually takes on the colour of whatever else you're eating, resulting in one not noticing them until it's too late.

person one: Are you feeling okay?
person two: I think the cracklings got me again.

by awhiterabbit August 1, 2010

curb crawling

Generally, to drive slowly in a vehicle.

The band Marillion wrote in the song Blind Curve of album Misplaced Childhood:

I see convoys curb crawling west german autobahns
Trying to pick up a war
They're going to even the score

by ALAVOIE January 22, 2008