cranberry juice

When you start seeing the same celebrity in everything and you're wishing for content without them for a change. Much like trying to buy juice from the grocery store without cranberry mixed in.
Wait, you're telling me there's going to be a new sitcom with Tina Fey and Snoop Dogg? Think I'll pass. I'm not thirsty for that cranberry juice.
by ectofunky- November 16, 2024
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Cranberry Wings

to have sex when a woman is on her period the 'wings' refer to the splattered blood on the mans thighs when he is finished
'jesus christ look at this mess I got cranberry wings'
by toynostalgiaman September 18, 2014
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cranberry loaf

A pale-ish golden piece of shit the size of a Entenmann's All Butter Loaf with cranberry like shaped leftovers...
Yo, Dan just left a cranberry loaf in the guest bathroom...
by Joker078 December 18, 2017
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cranberry popsicle

The act of sexually licking a freshly-bloodied tampon
"I gave Chad a cranberry popsicle last night and he licked it CLEAN."
by joemama4206942069 November 10, 2020
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Cranberry Cock

Fucking a girl on her period and then getting her blood and/or blood clots on your dick.
Jake: I just did my girl and got cranberry cock!
Dan: dude what the fuck
by binary starrzzzzzzzzz December 12, 2023
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Cranberry Snowball

Eating the mixture of cum and period blood out of a pussy.
I was with my girl the other night and had Cranberry Snowballs with her. Shit was nasty but hot
by RockyRilund February 08, 2025
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Cranberry Dragon

Def: A sexual act involving painful anal sex that usually ends with blood leaking from the anus of the penetrated partner.
"Last night I gave my girl a Cranberry Dragon and she's still not walking right today."
by ELRooo February 03, 2010
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