Courtney 

A snake that try's to get her own way (steal your boyfriend) and no matter how hard she try's though she can't succeed. She makes up lies and spreads them and makes up books about her 'friends' cause she thinks she's cool like that but in the end they find out. She has NO chest or NO bum so she's known as paper. She also shows boys how she sucks her BIG ASS toe so she can give them brain/head.

courtney: hey watch this -sucks her BIG ASS toe-
Boy: Ewwww that's nasty
Courtney: ok can I give you head?
Boy: WHATTT!!!!
Courtney: -unzips his trousers and blows-
Boy: -dies of struggle-
Courtney: your no fun

(Courtney turns around and disappears cause she paper)

Courtney by Fanny flapper August 25, 2016

Courtney 

A girl with a great body, but not such a pretty face. A black girl who switches between being white and ghetto. Very popular but you are scared of her sometimes and whatever she says goes, even if you disagree with it. She is very selective about who she chooses to like.

Oh god, It's Courtney...
Let's go.

Courtney by legit12345678910 November 17, 2011

courtney 

A courtney is a creepy hobo that lives in an alleyway and has a fondness for Michael Buble and interpretive dance. They are usually very nice but will tackle you if irritated. They often wear trenchcoats.

OMG! look the courtney is wearing a trashbag!

the courtney and I danced in a kickline to Haven't Met You Yet. It was awesome.

courtney by petermacintosh October 18, 2010

Courtney 

Someone that is very sexy and beautiful. Loves to party and be with handsome guys . Also has big boobs and a nice body.

Wow my bro chris got himself a nice girl she's definitely a Courtney!

Courtney by Wrestler172 September 12, 2011

Courtney 

someone obsessed with duct tape, pirating movies, playing water polo, the color grey, and eating.

a courtney is recognized by the smell of chlorine, amazing bed hair, black/grey/athletic clothing, and random outbursts of, "Do you remember in Final Destination 3, when that goth chick got shot in the head 20 times by a staple gun."

she spends her school days at del campo, lunchtimes with her friends, afterschool with water polo and sleeping, nights with computer and eventually sleep, and weekends with fun activities and church,

That's such a Courtney.

Courtney by angstypirate94 October 21, 2008

Courtney 

An extremely sexy and beautiful woman, who is very picky about her men but always seems to date men named Jake.

guy 1- damn that chick is hot, she must be a Courtney
Guy 2- yeah, that's Courtney alright. But she's already dating Jake.

Courtney by Extremeathleteandwomanlover May 3, 2016

Courtney 

She is the most amazing , beautiful,smart , sexy and has the best personality you every find.

She is good in the bed
She liked dirty sometimes

She the best person you will always what to have and never want to let go

She will change ur life forever and u won't stop loving her because of how amazing she is

She will be the best thing in ur life

Hey I'm so fckin glad I have Courtney she is the best thing that ever happen to me and always will be mine because I will never let her go

Courtney by Lover Boi September 11, 2016