When you are stoned out of your mind and you wear contact lenses, your eyes dry up and the lenses stick and irritate you.
by guitaristdito January 19, 2016
Get the Cotton Eyemug. by SYKO 120 July 7, 2011
Get the cunt cottonmug. by Pieceofbitch December 22, 2018
Get the Cotton earsmug. A 4 foot 11 inch female dwarf that serves a big strong man known as Evan Cotton. Legend has it that she is fucked so hard everynight by Evan that the whole state of New Jersey can hear her moans every night.
by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019
Get the Jordan Cottonmug. I’ll be there in a minute. I gotta do a little cotton excavation.
I did a little cotton excavation. Now my finger gots the ass stank.
I did a little cotton excavation. Now my finger gots the ass stank.
by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018
Get the Cotton Excavationmug. When you shit your pants. Laying a solid, semi-solid or explosive wet shot in your cotton underwear or panties. Generally, a result of bad dietary decisions or illness.
I tried to fart but ended up with a cotton squat.
I drank a case of beer yesterday and I have had the cotton squats today.
I had to go home and change my panties. I slipped a cotton squat at my desk.
I drank a case of beer yesterday and I have had the cotton squats today.
I had to go home and change my panties. I slipped a cotton squat at my desk.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
Get the Cotton Squatmug. when one (usually a guy) uses a garment to wipe up the mess after rubbin one out (wanking/masturbation).
steve : i had a massive wank last night, went everywhere!!
gerald : wow nice!!! did you wipe it up?
steve : corse used my sock, cotton kleanexin ALL THE WAY!!!
gerald : wow nice!!! did you wipe it up?
steve : corse used my sock, cotton kleanexin ALL THE WAY!!!
by luke mcgillicuddy March 10, 2008
Get the cotton kleanexinmug.