When you are stoned out of your mind and you wear contact lenses, your eyes dry up and the lenses stick and irritate you.
by guitaristdito January 19, 2016
Get the Cotton Eyemug. by SonOfTheLaw March 22, 2019
Get the Cotton Ginmug. by SYKO 120 July 7, 2011
Get the cunt cottonmug. When a woman soaks a tampon in her choice of alcohol before inserting it into her vagina for a quick buzz.
by G-Money Spot August 12, 2017
Get the cotton bombmug. A 4 foot 11 inch female dwarf that serves a big strong man known as Evan Cotton. Legend has it that she is fucked so hard everynight by Evan that the whole state of New Jersey can hear her moans every night.
by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019
Get the Jordan Cottonmug. I’ll be there in a minute. I gotta do a little cotton excavation.
I did a little cotton excavation. Now my finger gots the ass stank.
I did a little cotton excavation. Now my finger gots the ass stank.
by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018
Get the Cotton Excavationmug. 1) Jizz that is super stringy.
2) When you jizz in the shower or bath and the water washes away the fluidy part of the jizz, only to leave the stringy stuff behind.
2) When you jizz in the shower or bath and the water washes away the fluidy part of the jizz, only to leave the stringy stuff behind.
Dude, I was super high and decided to go on one of those urban dictionary/wikipedia deep dives. I read "cotton jizz" when I saw a list with both "cottonize" and "cotton jaw." I chuckled to myself, decided to make up a definition, and then wrote this on urban dictionary.
by reallyfastwind August 30, 2018
Get the cotton jizzmug.