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Cotton Eye

When you are stoned out of your mind and you wear contact lenses, your eyes dry up and the lenses stick and irritate you.
Damn bro, every time I blink this cotton eye makes my vision blurry!
by guitaristdito January 19, 2016
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Cotton Gin

When a person is spit roasted between two black men and then they are spun around.
Man last night, that cotton gin got wild!
by SonOfTheLaw March 22, 2019
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cunt cotton

n. A more vulgar term referring to a tampon, or in some cases, a manpon.
Go put your cunt cotton in and quit bitching whore!
by SYKO 120 July 7, 2011
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cotton bomb

When a woman soaks a tampon in her choice of alcohol before inserting it into her vagina for a quick buzz.
Hey Stefanie, I'm losing my buzz. I'm gonna go to the bathroom and replace my cotton bomb.
by G-Money Spot August 12, 2017
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Jordan Cotton

A 4 foot 11 inch female dwarf that serves a big strong man known as Evan Cotton. Legend has it that she is fucked so hard everynight by Evan that the whole state of New Jersey can hear her moans every night.
by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019
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Cotton Excavation

When the underwear ride or are wedgied so far up, deep inside the ass crack you gotta dig them out.
I’ll be there in a minute. I gotta do a little cotton excavation.

I did a little cotton excavation. Now my finger gots the ass stank.
by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018
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cotton jizz

1) Jizz that is super stringy.
2) When you jizz in the shower or bath and the water washes away the fluidy part of the jizz, only to leave the stringy stuff behind.
Dude, I was super high and decided to go on one of those urban dictionary/wikipedia deep dives. I read "cotton jizz" when I saw a list with both "cottonize" and "cotton jaw." I chuckled to myself, decided to make up a definition, and then wrote this on urban dictionary.
by reallyfastwind August 30, 2018
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