Cotton Eye

When you are stoned out of your mind and you wear contact lenses, your eyes dry up and the lenses stick and irritate you.

Damn bro, every time I blink this cotton eye makes my vision blurry!

by guitaristdito January 19, 2016

cunt cotton

n. A more vulgar term referring to a tampon, or in some cases, a manpon.

Go put your cunt cotton in and quit bitching whore!

by SYKO 120 July 7, 2011

Cotton ears

When you get so high that your hearing becomes muffled

Man it feels like I have cotton mouth, but in my ears. I have cotton ears.

by Pieceofbitch December 22, 2018

Jordan Cotton

A 4 foot 11 inch female dwarf that serves a big strong man known as Evan Cotton. Legend has it that she is fucked so hard everynight by Evan that the whole state of New Jersey can hear her moans every night.

Yo I woke up in the middle of the night to Jordan Cotton moaning.

by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019

Cotton Excavation

When the underwear ride or are wedgied so far up, deep inside the ass crack you gotta dig them out.

I’ll be there in a minute. I gotta do a little cotton excavation.

I did a little cotton excavation. Now my finger gots the ass stank.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

Cotton Squat

When you shit your pants. Laying a solid, semi-solid or explosive wet shot in your cotton underwear or panties. Generally, a result of bad dietary decisions or illness.

I tried to fart but ended up with a cotton squat.

I drank a case of beer yesterday and I have had the cotton squats today.

I had to go home and change my panties. I slipped a cotton squat at my desk.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

cotton kleanexin

when one (usually a guy) uses a garment to wipe up the mess after rubbin one out (wanking/masturbation).

steve : i had a massive wank last night, went everywhere!!

gerald : wow nice!!! did you wipe it up?

steve : corse used my sock, cotton kleanexin ALL THE WAY!!!

by luke mcgillicuddy March 10, 2008