Cotton Eye

When you are stoned out of your mind and you wear contact lenses, your eyes dry up and the lenses stick and irritate you.

Damn bro, every time I blink this cotton eye makes my vision blurry!

by guitaristdito January 19, 2016

cotton kleanexin

when one (usually a guy) uses a garment to wipe up the mess after rubbin one out (wanking/masturbation).

steve : i had a massive wank last night, went everywhere!!

gerald : wow nice!!! did you wipe it up?

steve : corse used my sock, cotton kleanexin ALL THE WAY!!!

by luke mcgillicuddy March 10, 2008

Cotton-Jockey

Derogatory term for someone of African decent, similar to nigger, spook, coon, or gatorbait.

Jerry: Hey, Tim, what happened to your VCR?
Tim: Some damn Cotton-Jockey stole it last night.
Jerry: Figures.

by Special_Agent_Jack_Bauer12 July 30, 2012

cotton jizz

1) Jizz that is super stringy.
2) When you jizz in the shower or bath and the water washes away the fluidy part of the jizz, only to leave the stringy stuff behind.

Dude, I was super high and decided to go on one of those urban dictionary/wikipedia deep dives. I read "cotton jizz" when I saw a list with both "cottonize" and "cotton jaw." I chuckled to myself, decided to make up a definition, and then wrote this on urban dictionary.

by reallyfastwind August 30, 2018

Cotton Excavation

When the underwear ride or are wedgied so far up, deep inside the ass crack you gotta dig them out.

I’ll be there in a minute. I gotta do a little cotton excavation.

I did a little cotton excavation. Now my finger gots the ass stank.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

Jordan Cotton

A 4 foot 11 inch female dwarf that serves a big strong man known as Evan Cotton. Legend has it that she is fucked so hard everynight by Evan that the whole state of New Jersey can hear her moans every night.

Yo I woke up in the middle of the night to Jordan Cotton moaning.

by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019

Tickling Cotton

When you have a turd that is poking so far out that it's rubbing against your cotton undies

I don't see a bathroom anywhere and I'm "tickling cotton"

by Jkh072663 November 1, 2011