Cotton Eye

When you are stoned out of your mind and you wear contact lenses, your eyes dry up and the lenses stick and irritate you.

Damn bro, every time I blink this cotton eye makes my vision blurry!

by guitaristdito November 14, 2015

cunt cotton

n. A more vulgar term referring to a tampon, or in some cases, a manpon.

Go put your cunt cotton in and quit bitching whore!

by SYKO 120 July 07, 2011

Cotton-Jockey

Derogatory term for someone of African decent, similar to nigger, spook, coon, or gatorbait.

Jerry: Hey, Tim, what happened to your VCR?
Tim: Some damn Cotton-Jockey stole it last night.
Jerry: Figures.

by Special_Agent_Jack_Bauer12 March 14, 2012

cotton sloth

A venomous and toxic beast that enjoys the suffering of others. It should be an hero for the betterment of society. Also known as Cotton Slut.

Cotton sloth must die young.

by karmawhore May 19, 2019

cotton jizz

1) Jizz that is super stringy.
2) When you jizz in the shower or bath and the water washes away the fluidy part of the jizz, only to leave the stringy stuff behind.

Dude, I was super high and decided to go on one of those urban dictionary/wikipedia deep dives. I read "cotton jizz" when I saw a list with both "cottonize" and "cotton jaw." I chuckled to myself, decided to make up a definition, and then wrote this on urban dictionary.

by reallyfastwind August 31, 2018

Cotton ears

When you get so high that your hearing becomes muffled

Man it feels like I have cotton mouth, but in my ears. I have cotton ears.

by Pieceofbitch December 23, 2018

cotton kleanexin

when one (usually a guy) uses a garment to wipe up the mess after rubbin one out (wanking/masturbation).

steve : i had a massive wank last night, went everywhere!!

gerald : wow nice!!! did you wipe it up?

steve : corse used my sock, cotton kleanexin ALL THE WAY!!!

by luke mcgillicuddy March 10, 2008