cook the noodle 

When you throw a noodle party using microwaveable noodles on a college campus. Originated from a legendary college student.

Rick: We need to cook the noodle!
Mark: What?
Rick: The Noodle!

cook the noodle by MSM Kids December 25, 2013

cook'd 

When you've dropped dropped pills and are acting like a fucking spastic cunt with dinner plate eyes.

Chap: How many you had?
Beau: Just 3 bruh
Chap: You're fucking cook'd cunt

cook'd by deanino August 1, 2016

cook sesh 

When a person and/or people smoke weed

I had the biggest cook sesh with the boys the other day

cook sesh by Babyjess July 19, 2016

Cook my porkchop 

Asking someone to perform oral sex on you.

Hey babe, you think before dinner you could cook my porkchop?

Cook my porkchop by Anonymore August 28, 2016

cook the dice

To get ready to cheat in a game or a relationship. Based on the fact that cooking a certain side of a dice always makes it land on that side.

He hasn’t cheated yet, but seeing hold hands with her makes it look like they cook the dice and I don’t like it.

cook the dice by Joujoubox June 8, 2018

cook my brew

As a joke when someone is cooking for you.

what you say on halloween if you dress up as a witch.

or if the food you eat looks like crap, or is yuck.

"cook my brew >:) muhahahahaaa"

"hello kids im a witch I need to cook my brew with you!."

cook my brew by soniiiety July 7, 2018

cook time 

What you say when one of your friends does something stupid.

Ex : 1- bro my mans gave me 2gs for 10

2- COOK TIIIIME

Cook timeee

cook time by GueellBoy March 5, 2019