bestie contract

An unwritten agreement which can be called upon in situations involving your best friend

According to the bestie contract, you have to give me half that sandwich.

by Coastiewife May 21, 2016

Contact Paranoia

when another's paranoia becomes airborne and surrounding persons catch it.

Hey man, i think thats a cop. -naa, well.. wait. maybe? shit yea that is a cop!!! either that or i got contact paranoia.

by JoJo7688 September 28, 2009

Contrabass Bugle

The most bad ass instrument on the marching field

"Look at that guy march that contrabass bugle, he's so awesome!"

by mrtubapresident November 30, 2014

Contrafuscious

Liking to make up big words

Jonathan liked to impress people with big words, which he often made up. You could say he was very contrafuscious

by SterlingManta May 10, 2015

Congrats

An abbreviation of congratulations which almost everyone uses and due to that, they forget about congratulations.

Most people write congrats because they don’t know the spelling of congratulations.

by Pleasedontdothat888 February 19, 2020

Contraception balloons

A simple, elegant, yet effective word for condoms.

Contraception balloons for safe, protective sex.

"Darling, have you got any contraception balloons?"

"Why yes, my love. I have some contraception balloons"

by Minty Lamb June 11, 2021

Cold Contact

Rubbin ice where it feels nice

"I gave my uncle a cold contact when he was sick"

"I got cold contacted by my priest after Sunday school"

by AssAnalyzer67 April 11, 2019