dank meme vine compilation

A collection of dank meme vines which are short and usually offensive.

"wow, I can't get enough of these dank meme vine compilations!"

by spicychickenwings March 1, 2017

CoDitioned

A portmanteau of 'CoD' (the acronym for "Call of Duty") and 'conditioned'. It is the quality of being conditioned by Call of Duty, i.e. having methods and preferences that are influenced by Call of Duty to a point of being second-nature.
Examples include naturally recalling Call of Duty's control scheme and comparing other First Person Shooters' controls to Call of Duty's.
This phenomenon can affect any aspect of video games from graphics to gameplay features, and could even affect other genres of games. Major cases of being CoDitioned include Call of Duty influencing non-video game aspects of one's life.

I tried playing Halo after years of playing Call of Duty, but I kept chucking grenades when I just wanted to use my Battle Rifle scope. All those years have CoDitioned me!

I was running late for class, but I forgot to equip Marathon, so I kept losing my breath. I've been CoDitioned in real life!

by MikeCossack May 9, 2011

Coalition of Glory

An internet pseudo-religious organization formed of regular contributors to the Yahoo! Answers site, especially those in the Religion and Spirituality category.

It is a nebulous entity whose popularity, and even existence, waxes and wanes.

The Household of the Sun is a subgroup of The Coalition of Glory.

The Coalition of Glory will be hosting Donkey Church this week.

by Father Earl November 7, 2011

Competing religion

Any other religion that is going after the same market share for souls as yours. (i.e. Christianity and Islam)

Anita: "Look at those people, with their funny clothes and rituals. I hope they all know they're all going to Hell!!"

Chris: "Whoa, Anita! Take it down a notch. You must be from a competing religion..."

by Bill Sensbach January 9, 2012

Companion Quandale Dingle

Side Chick of quandale dingle

bro my mom found out about my companion quandale dingle now im in big trouble

by bigboybaby69420 April 28, 2022

mama-cognition

the realization that your mother's many years of acquired knowlege may be useful to you, after all.

In a moment of mama-cognition, Mary phoned her mother to ask how much lasagna to make for the dinner party.

by 3 card Monty June 5, 2009

Coitus Coalition

A group of friends whose sole purpose is to get one of their friends laid.

Chris: Jeeze, Adam hasn't had sex in a while
Josh: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Gabe: Could you mean?
Josh: Yes, we need to form a coitus coalition.

by Lostboy08 October 20, 2012