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Jimbo had had a bad day. After drowning his sorrows in a cheap beer at the local pub, he hobbled home, crawled into bed, reached for his vaseline and had a Comfort Wank.
by thehitcher03 August 3, 2009
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the act of whilst comforting someone who is grieving for a variety of reason you comfort them starting at the shoulder and then progress down the posterior aspect of a person's body and in a clean sweep surreptitiously grope their urogenital/anal region
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by creature from the abyss February 9, 2010
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Examples could be:
Airplane, Caddyshack, Kill Bill, Napoleon Dynamite, Ferris Bueller, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Happy Gilmore, The Breakfast Club, Dodgeball, Zoolander, Wedding Crashers
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Airplane, Caddyshack, Kill Bill, Napoleon Dynamite, Ferris Bueller, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Happy Gilmore, The Breakfast Club, Dodgeball, Zoolander, Wedding Crashers
Person 1: Are you watching Ferris Bueller's Day Off again??
Person 2: Yeah, so? It's my comfort film!
Person 2: Yeah, so? It's my comfort film!
by papabarista January 7, 2012
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by gblowit May 6, 2018
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Meaning A:
When someone is acting like they own the place, are begining to test people, and push people's personal boundaries.
So you tell them they are getting "too comfortable"
Meaning B:
When you get too complacent at your job or with your relationships and begin to take advantage.
You are getting "too comfortable"
Meaning A:
When someone is acting like they own the place, are begining to test people, and push people's personal boundaries.
So you tell them they are getting "too comfortable"
Meaning B:
When you get too complacent at your job or with your relationships and begin to take advantage.
You are getting "too comfortable"
Example A: Terrell and Eric are playing basketball.
Terrell scores a basket on Eric
Terrell: You can't play defense. You play like a bitch.
Eric: I ain't no bitch, don't call me that again.
Terrell: haha, play more defense bitch.
Eric: Listen bro, you're getting "too comfortable".
Example B:
John made plans with Jessica his girlfriend of 2 years to go to the park on Saturday.
Jessica: Hey John I'm ready to go to the park.
John: Eh, we'll go next week I'm playing videogames right now.
John is getting "too comfortable" in the relationship.
Terrell scores a basket on Eric
Terrell: You can't play defense. You play like a bitch.
Eric: I ain't no bitch, don't call me that again.
Terrell: haha, play more defense bitch.
Eric: Listen bro, you're getting "too comfortable".
Example B:
John made plans with Jessica his girlfriend of 2 years to go to the park on Saturday.
Jessica: Hey John I'm ready to go to the park.
John: Eh, we'll go next week I'm playing videogames right now.
John is getting "too comfortable" in the relationship.
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