Fake hoe, generally one that has a fake tan, fake lashes, and overly back combed hair. They are considered to be more dusty and more extreme than a fake hoe. Back combing bitches are materialistic and think very highly of themselves when in reality they are at the bottom.
Guy 1: Yo, you know thag girl over there?
Guy 2: unfortunately yes, why?
Guy 1: she's such a back combing bitch, she looks like the old Snooki
Guy 2: oh my gosh! She does, she is a back combing bitch!
Guy 2: unfortunately yes, why?
Guy 1: she's such a back combing bitch, she looks like the old Snooki
Guy 2: oh my gosh! She does, she is a back combing bitch!
by CJ2019 February 10, 2017
The term "double comb over" is a relatively new term, used to depict hair that resembles a lot like a wig yet is real. It has progressively become popular due to the fact that our 45th United states president has this hair style. It looks like a wig since you make any side of your hair go over your bald spot on the center, followed up by putting the opposite side over the bald spot again; this makes the hair look extremely artificial and utterly idiotic. If you do not wish to be made fun of or look like a guy who needs attention, it is highly recommended not to use this hairstyle.
Person 1: I voted for Hillary because she's a woman
Person 2: I voted for trump because of his luscious double comb over...
Person 2: I voted for trump because of his luscious double comb over...
by TheBigBobby21 May 13, 2017
Exclamation a young boy might make while locked in the bathroom masterbating. An excuse to cover up the fact that one is masterbating.
Mom (yelling): "Stevie! Why have you been in the bathroom for 35 minutes?"
Stevie: "MOM!!! Leave me alone, I'm combing my hair."
Stevie: "MOM!!! Leave me alone, I'm combing my hair."
by Kevin19505 July 13, 2006
by E-Tang September 07, 2007
Brunettes, red-heads and dark-haired women who dye their hair blonde because they are embarrassed of their hair color. The color winds up growing out in a few weeks leaving them looking like zebras. Artificial and vain. The female analog of bald guys who grow out thin strands of hair on the sides in order to comb it over the top to hide their shiny tops. Term first coined by Michael Mannske in his book "Foreign and Domestic."
"I can see her dark roots from across the bar. I'm tellin' ya, man, stay away from her. She's a comb-over blonde."
by Ajax Dunn October 03, 2007
by mike fernockel March 06, 2005
When you get so sloshed you start hitting people with your hair because you combed it today after 2 months
by The_kinngh May 27, 2018