colton moment

any situtation that can be viewed in a perverted way.

Bob: My pencil is longer than yours.

Max: Uh oh, colton moment...

(Max thought the pencil as a p*nis and how they can be in various lengths)

by Daniel Robonson May 19, 2011

Colton

A long haired person who thinks he has no future

as reference from my friend Colton."I have no future, my parents hate me, and my girlfriend doesn't even want to see me."

by 805Noah October 15, 2018

colton

a cuntosaurus rex. aka the cunt of the century

dude1: did you see that kid

dude2: ya what a cuntosaurus rex
dude1: must be a colton

by coleycoconut January 17, 2017

Colton

A sweet guy who knows how to win over a girl's heart. Troy's usually think he's a fag. Likes listening to Cher and Lionel Ritchie. Enjoys drinking beer, driving trucks and sexually experimenting. Attracts Carly's. Respects the cowboys from Brokeback Mountain. Is himself sort of a slut. Thinks he's good at guitar but nobody has the heart to tell him he's not. Can sometimes be fake. Likes to dance, especially when drunk. Has a douchey sense of style- refuses to wear anything but diamond supply co. Chronic masturbator. Likes singing in the rain, laughing too hard, and living life to the fullest.

1) "He's kind of a fayg, but I guess he's fun to be around. More fun when he puts out."

2) "Eh kids, remember, just like Colton used to say: 'Live, laugh, love.'"

3) "That Colton, he only loves three things in life: his bud light, Channing Tatum and those fucking trees.

by Drew Metzger December 13, 2012

Colton

Colton or Pulling A Colton is when you are on Xbox live, and you are in a party chat, and you start to masterbate to your friends voices.

Last night I pulled a Colton.

by anonymous 9012348 July 6, 2010

cologne ranger

One that offends all around them with their aura of cheap fragrance. One that molests passers-by with a pungent force field of Axe body spray or similar over indulgent smell-weirds.

The cologne ranger over there is making the plants wilt

by Bennie Backslap June 5, 2011

cultography

the art of making cult movies; a list of cult movies.

Cultography is his forte. Here is an elite cultography for your to review.

by uttam maharjan September 8, 2013