collateral blindage

Voluntarily blinding one or more innocent drivers, in order not to miss the opportunity to turn on your own high beams and blind some jackass who won't dim his high beams for any oncoming traffic.

"Man, I felt bad for the other folks on the road tonight, but one asshole made me have to dish out a little collateral blindage."

by scorpioeric December 13, 2007

collateral props

noun

when you acquire respect from others by knowing or associating yourself with someone they already respect.

"i got collateral props from the DJ for knowing josh when i said 'josh says you're dope' "

Steve received collateral props from his friends when they saw the picture he took with adult film actress Tera Patrick.

by laundromatt October 27, 2010

Susan Collins

A Tom Collins spiked with roofies.

Let's order Brett his favorite drink, a Susan Collins, so he'll stop perjuring himself in front of the Senate.

by AngryLefty October 6, 2018

Dindu Collins

A alcoholic drink made with bottom shelf rum and room temperature coke zero.

All I have is trash Coke and bottom shelf rum. I guess I'll make a Dindu Collins.

by No really, trust me bro February 19, 2022

colliding

colliding is when you and a person of the opposite sex collide in the bed.

example: MC lovin is colliding with tevvah in the bed

by pussyslayer009 April 23, 2017

Fort Collins

The most wonderful town in Colorado where the beer flows like wine. Commonly referred to as: Fort Fun, The Fort, and Fo Co.

Fo Co po po fo' sho!

by B1 December 3, 2003

colitas

A marajuana bud (word used in hotel california)
NOT made up by the Eagles.

Warm smell of colitas rising up in the air

by G-G-G-Geoff November 7, 2004