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cockasaraus

(cock-a-sarus) A huge and wide latino penis.
-I went to Colombia and found a guy who showed me his cockasaraus.

-Even Manolo's Grandma wrestled cockasaraus in her days.

-Melissa's mouth has never been the same since that cockasaraus.
by Eugene Kominski May 15, 2008
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Cockmageddon

Cockmageddon came from the sky and blew up our home planet of vaginatown.
by Bbozic July 22, 2011
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Cockmarket

\ˈkäk mär-kət\

A phenomenon observed describing the number of attractive women (ranked as 8/10 or above on the hotness scale) in a particular geographic area relating to the competition from other females and number of preying males in the area. Cockmarkets are based on the principle that the more regional or remote a location is, the more attractive the women are deemed to be by males targeting potential females in the area. This is in contrast to attractive women living in city or metropolitan locations whose hotness ranking (score out of 10) is decreased due to the amount of competition and number of other hot females in the area. Cockmarkets can be compared to other 'physical' markets i.e. the stock market, as the principle is based on the supply and demand of commodities i.e. the smaller the supply the higher the demand and increased value
Ryan: Dude check out that hot piece of walking axe wound
Kevin: Dude we work in the mining industry in Alabama, anything with close to a gash looks good here
Ryan: Fuck you she's not that bad
Kevin: Is that because she doesn't have a hairy upper lip and doesn't drag her arms on the ground like the other 2 girls in this town. To many men and not enough hot women, sure is a cockmarket here
by RynchWA87 January 8, 2012
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Cockasourous

Wen someone has a hugenourmous penis even bigger than a cockaconda!! Now that's what I call a big D!!
Cockasourous will b cockasourous we bout that life...
by itsthedkilla November 14, 2013
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Cockasaurus rex

A dick that is huge and is like a predator on the hunt that will destroy its prey
by The real WrongWay April 8, 2017
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cockass

cock+ass.
its an insult too.
by Lil Chen May 16, 2008
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CockMantis

Large Cockroach/Praying Mantis hybrid usually found dwelling near fast food restaurants in the early morning.
That CockMantis is HUGE! Lets eat it!
by Chris Ivester May 29, 2008
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