rock climbing

rock climbing is a sport about whipping pop rocks at people and seeing how much damage you can do.

hey man i heard you were in the hospital was it from that rock climbing habbit you have?

by anonymous January 9, 2023

Climb

Easiest way to lose faith in humanity. Usually done by exceptionnaly naïve Dota 2 players who want to gain some mmr, before they suddenly realize it's the most hard task they'll ever try to achieve, lose all hope, become heavily depressed and eventually suicide with a suicide note adressed to Gaben, the only one we can blame for all this shit.

"I tried to climb to 4k, but then a magnus picked offlane when i already picked Dark seer. Life sucks man. Baboons everywhere"

by Dotaplayer235 July 23, 2017

CLIMBING TREES

IM CLIMBING SOME TREES TONIGHT. IT WILL BE COOL TO BE RIDING WITH YOU AND TREES. CLIMBING TREES MEANS THAT YOU AND I ARE GOING TO SMOKE THAT SWEET SATIVA TOGETHER.

IM CLIMBING TREES TONIGHT. IT WILL BE COOL TO BE RIDING WITH YOU AND CLIMB TREES.

by GENERAL DALADY January 17, 2019

Rock climbing

The act of straight men secretly having sex with their homie

I caught my boyfriend in bed with his male best friend in bed yesterday while he was supposed to be out “rock climbing”

by User826917631 April 27, 2022

Pebble climbing

The act of having sex with a small woman.

‘The opposite of rock climbing’

Kanye’s for sure pebble climbing tonight!

by xX_Mike_Hunt_Xx October 15, 2022

Climbing Mount Zion

Used when someone is stuck on the long Zion Williamson loading screen in NBA 2k21 Ps5 version.

You: Yo I'm in the park, join on me.
Bum: Hold up climbing Mount Zion.

by DudeMan37 March 4, 2021

delta keep climbing

Delta airlines has the best sex crazed stewardesses

The advertisement “Delta keep climbing” really should be “Delta in-flight stripclub and prostitution” because Delta is that good

by Bad C dev November 6, 2024