clark kent

leaving without your clothes, in a hurry

my wifes boyfriend busted a clark kent when I came home early.

by yogaknot October 6, 2008

Matthew clark

Simply awesome, Often seen as a god like figure and often is found sitting in a pool of his own... AWESOMENESS

Oh god look its Matthew clark, dont go too close his awesomeness can vapourize you instantly

by Mitchell hart December 20, 2008

hiram clarke

A infamous ghetto in Houston. Also known as The Clarke.

1: Throw up yo hood
2: The Clarke

by HCHouston July 26, 2005

Clark Time

The process of wanting to spend quality time with someone then just walking away.

Melissa said I came down to spend Clark Time with you but in reality she just walks away.

by Mother Denise October 31, 2008

Dick Clark it

The act of staying home on New Year's Eve to watch the ball drop with Dick Clark on tv during his (or Ryan Seacrest's) "New Year's Rockin' Eve" tv show. This act occurs when you don't have any parties to go to; when you don't want to stay out all night with the rest of the drunk crazies; or, when you just get too old to care about it anymore.

I'm not sure what my plans will be for New Year's Eve. I might just stay home and Dick Clark it this year.

by Cole1010 January 10, 2008

henry clark

an absolute tank with a massive 'turret' who is an animal in the bedroom! And is rather awesome!

pffft, you might be cool. But you are no henry clark

by Tancus May 21, 2011

Lee Clarke

The ULTIMATE DICK HEAD
as soon as this name is mentioned people automatically think what a DICK

Antisocial Recluse
Middle aged bald man, who is a piss poor mechanic !

do you know Lee Clarke

by Mtzjon April 9, 2016