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Clark The Shark

Shark boy ; A prehistoric creature that has been living under the depths of the sea. It is a vicious creature indeed.
It is known for being quite short in length. However, it has deadly uneven teeth that are known to be quite strong; it can take a chunk out of a toe. It is reported to have a poor sense of humor.
This shark also tends to simp however it is known for failing to find love in the sea.
A Clark The Shark also has a poor sense of direction and has a poor sense of vision.
It is a member of the predator family however it is often hunted by its own prey and sacrificed to a rock.

Conclusion I believe that in one more year it will go extinct.
Clark The Shark is coming after the little children, RUN AWAY!
by anonymous November 29, 2021
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Clark Dent

A DarkSyde Phil supporter who chooses to make enemies lists, and emotionally defend his master. Makes countless of sock accounts to feel like he is the "savior" of a 40 year old man who wears a Pikachu hat to stream.
Do not waste your money, do not be a Clark Dent!
by Chief Dent January 24, 2022
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clark fork

A small town nestled in the asshole of Idaho. These crackheads all live together and with their cousins. Population: 500 not including goats. The chosen mode of transportation is Atvs and lawnmowers. This small town is sad.
Hey, do you live in Clark Fork?
Yes I do!
Get away from my children.
by undeadfox March 21, 2022
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Clark middle School

This school is located in St. John is the richest school in the LC district. We love our school and as a all-white school… we love to make fun of other districts!
her: ewww look at Merrillville and they are so ghetto…
him: yea i’m glad i don’t go to a run down school and we go to Clark Middle School
by cartiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii April 19, 2022
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Randal Clark

A mega-badass. Saxophone master. Conductor extraordinaire.
Randal Clark busted out the most mindblowing sax solo I've ever heard.
by McGriddlez May 24, 2009
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Dr. Ron Clark

1. Probably one of the best professors at the University of Miami because of his use of "podcasts".
2. He is the undisputed Podcast King.
3. He also likes tigers.
3. See badass, tiger, sadomasochism
Hi, this is Ron Clark with the University of Miami and this is a two hour podcast on your mom.

Hi, I am Dr. Ron Clark and I like tigers.
by UMMSM Class of 2012 February 20, 2009
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Jonny Clark

When someone denies doing something and says "I didn't do it!" in a tense, high pitched voice over a minor accusation.

'Jonny' referring to the original speaker that first used the phrase "I didn't do it!" and 'Clark' as in the former New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark - people said she was male because of her looks.

'Jonny Clark' is used in New Zealand.
Person One: "Hey you took my pen!"
Person Two: "I DIDN'T DO IT!"
Person Three: "What a Jonny Clark."
by edmondhc August 21, 2009
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