cinematic flatulence

Phrase used to describe a movie that stunk so bad, it must have come out of someone's ass.

Movie Critic: The dialogue was laughable, and the acting was sub-par. This was not a movie. It was a cinematic flatulence.

by nickaboo8419 July 7, 2010

Canelope

The fruit names cantaloupe and muskmelon are used somewhat interchangeably. What is generally called cantaloupe in the west is really a muskmelon, characterized by a webbed surface. Cantaloupes have a smooth and lumpy skin with deep ridges. Cantaloupes were cultivated in Egypt's Nile valley as early as 2000 B.C.

Did you know that cantaloupes and melons are in the same gourd family as squashes and cucumbers. Most melons have similar structure to winter squash with thick flesh and inner seed-filled midsection. The difference between melons and squashes is very simply, it's the way that they are used. Squashes are considered vegetables, while cantaloupe melon is fruit, with sweet and juicy flavor.

canelope

by bobor October 17, 2010

Cinema bend

When a pornstar's triple XL dong has a large bend around halfway up the shaft, like a hose with a kink in it. Typically occurs in veteran pornstars who likely suffered an injury while pounding the ass of a she star like a late night home invader.

Dude, your double XL dong points north flacid and east when erect.

Yeah I heard a loud fap followed by a popping sound during the filming of "toot cream: Louisville fucker," but didn't feel any pain considering the numbing surfactant all over my weeng wang.

That's what I call a cinema bend.

by Bigdick420 April 27, 2014

cinematic yearning

The need to know what's happening in a movie before it happens

Jill: "what is happening...... I don't understand what's going on..... What is he doing....???"

Jack: "wait fifteen minutes and you will find out.... I don't even know what's happening..... Your cinematic yearning name is driving me crazy"

by Zoeyfox November 26, 2014

Cinecholia

The impending catharsis, and sadness that one feels/experiences when becoming aware that the ending of a film, or show is near. Generally used to describe the near end of Netflix marathons.

Cinecholia, noun - The impending catharsis, and sadness that one feels/experiences when becoming aware that the ending of a film, or show is near. Generally used to describe the near end of Netflix marathons.

Noun Ex: I felt a the pangs of cinecholia as Leslie Knope made me laugh on the last episode of Parks and Rec.

Cinecholic, adj - The feeling of Cinecholia.

Adj Ex: I can't eat cheese while watching 30 Rock anymore because I always get cinecholic half-way through each episode.

melancholy melancholia

by Almost_Genius April 5, 2015

Canel

Canel is a female Name. She is funny, hot and beautiful. She is the cutest person in the would.
Hold her as it is the last time you see her, hold her every day and give her the feeling that you stand by her side, she need it.
She loves in a way you unterstand, when she is in love, she is in love for years.

Don't hurt her.

Canel is a cute person.

by Dihfrtrdddrtx January 3, 2017

cinematic justice warrior

Someone who obsesses over movies they don't like, to the point of making a personal crusade out of them. Often have an Objectivist view towards these movies, believing that everybody should hate them, and anyone who doesn't is clearly low on intelligence. CJW for short.

"Jesus Christ, now they're doing Aquaman? When are people gonna wake up to the fact that DC movies are fucking awful?"

"Okay, I'm going to shut you down right now, pal, because I have no patience for that cinematic justice warrior bullshit."

by Alex Stockwell April 17, 2017