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cluster fuck

military use: a situation where nothing will go right, casaulties will occur, evac will not happen, often engineered by the stupid.
"The Bradley got brewed up at the same time inbound arty started dropping, and the whole deal turned into a giant cluster fuck.
by Brian H March 14, 2002
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cluster spunk

A fictional method of male ejaculation whereby one's semen is shot into the air as one main globule only to cluster and split into thousands of spunky droplets when the apex of it's trajectory is reached.
Dude 1: "Yo dude, I totally cluster spunked ya mom last night."

Dude 2: "Oh snap, Dude. Oh snap."

Dude 1: "That bitch was caked, yo!"
by Spunkmaster6008 October 12, 2009
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Clusterfucation

"Clusterfucation" is the combination from the term Cluster Fuck. This word was originally created from an I.T. standpoint for use in corporate staff meetings at a large RV Manufacturer where foul language was not permitted. This word can also be use to describe an individual based upon something they did or are doing that will result in failure.

This origin of this word was due to a CIO who never had experience within an I.T. department and whos background was as a Director of Human Resources. When this person took control of the I.T. department, every project seemed to end up in total failure.

This phrase can also be used in conjunction with the term M&M's. See seperate definition for this.
This project/task did not go well. Time lines and objectives were not met and at each stage of this project/task seemed to bring on additional issues. The result of this has ened in nothing less than total Clusterfucation.
by hACmAN2u March 8, 2011
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Cluster Child

Noun |
1 Somebody with no social life and one that doesn't value their own time.

2 Someone who has no idea about anything and it's as if they live under a rock.
Guy 1: So have you seen the Hangover 2?

Guy 2: I didn't know there was a Hangover 1...

Guy 1: You're such a Cluster Child!
by anonymous v564654654 June 29, 2011
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Chutter

Like purring, chuttering happens when a guinea pig is relaxed, happy or content. Sometimes, while you’re petting your them, you may hear them purr with some chuts in-between. However, some guinea pigs go their whole lives only purring when they feel these happy emotions.
Doodle the guinea pig chuttered when he was fed carrots.
by sonsOfAnarchy August 28, 2015
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Chustro

(Spanish)(Puerto Rico slang) An old, ugly, damaged, dilapidated, barely usable car. In most cases the owners use them without investing in any repair at all.
Poor Jibaro, his chustro left him stranded on the side of the road near Cayey.
by jibarocampesino March 27, 2018
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no-chester

someone that does not or does not appear to have any boobs.
Emily is what we call a no-chester
She sent me a picture and then I met her and she was a no-chester.
by rhyan B June 4, 2010
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