Chris Christie Yourself

When you're a popular governor, who is on track to be the front runner to challenge the incumbent president, but you screw yourself over with a vindictive use of your power.

This is in reference to the Bridgegate Scandal in 2013, when New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie, shut down the George Washington Bridge in order to punish the mayor of Fort Lee, New Jersey, for not supporting him in the 2013 gubernatorial race.

Wow, taking away Disney World's autonomous status is a quick way to Chris Christie Yourself, Ron DeSantis

by Casual Historian April 25, 2022

Chris Christie

One of Trump's biggest enablers, an absolute slimeball with the backbone of a popsicle

Vote for me,
Chris Christie,
PO Box 963,
New York City,
New York State,
10108

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 22, 2020

Corpus Christi crop duster

When a female either farts or queefs and the gas smells like the Gulf of Mexico.

Wow Ashley is a Corpus Christi crop duster!

by John Doe357 November 4, 2013

Christy

Christy is the type of person who cares about all her friends and family. She will do anything to help them get through their darkest moments. Christy is a really funny person. She is really fun to hang out with, and she is very kawaii. She isn’t really into makeup, but with enough practice and an amazing cousin to help her, she can accomplish any look! She likes car rides, and making memories. She despises all the freaks on tiktok, and last but not least she is h0m0ph0b1c and proud 😊!

Have you seen Christy? She’s one of the most kawaii people out there!

by hophopper September 20, 2020

Christie

Christie is a quintessential DIME PIECE! She is one of a kind. She can’t be bought nor sold.

Nick: “Where’s that dime piece of a lady?”
Stephen: “Oh, you mean Christie?”
Nick: “That’s her.”
Stephen: “She’s with me.”
Nick: “You wish!”

by BradHendrixson January 23, 2023

Slagetha Christie

A person who is always in someone else's business and really should mind their own.

Its got nothing to do with you Slagetha Christie so keep aaat!

by Whosaskin? August 6, 2011

the maddie and christie show

the totally awesome youtube show feature maddie and christie show featuring Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus :)

maddie doing most posts talks about anything going physco on webcam

girl 1: hey did you see the maddie and christie show?
boy1: yeah they are totally awesome
girl 2: maddie talks about anything though
boy1: truee, but its cool how they have celebes in it

by M&C show October 17, 2008