holy chocolate starfish 

An exclamation upon seeing an object of pure awesomeness.

Holy chocolate starfish! It's batman!

holy chocolate starfish by Kate Applebottomjeans Nomnom August 16, 2010

chocolate stains 

the aftermath after Eric Johnson uses a toilet

Did you see those chocolate stains Eric Johnson left this time? He even got it on the seat. WTF?

chocolate stains by ihateericyouruinedmylifeahole January 6, 2008

chocolate speedway 

A popular phrase that refers to acts of anal penetration. See also up the pumper and up stinkhole cove

"Yo man, like I was sayin', Tamsin refused to take it up the pumper or up stinkhole cove, but man she couldn't say no to a little chocolate speedway!"

chocolate speedway by Mark November 23, 2003

chocolate shank 

The punching of someone's asshole. The objective is not to actually enter the asshole, but usually as a retaliation when noticing that one's partner is about to defecate on one's face or chest during physical relations.

It can also be used in a more general sense when punching someone's exposed asshole for a myriad of reasons.

That dude was about to lay a Cleveland steamer on me, so I gave him a chocolate shank.

chocolate shank by Ross Sewage October 26, 2006

chocolate starfishing

A sex act in which two consenting partners rub their anuses (i.e., ass holes) together in order to create pleasurable friction. Chocolate Starfishing resembles scissoring (i.e., tribadism) in positioning, but this act involves anus-to-anus stimulation. This position requires flexibility and should be tried with caution. It is recommended that both partners receive Hepatitis A vaccination prior to Chocolate Starfishing.

I've got a chapped ass from chocolate starfishing all night.

chocolate starfishing by Krstofur June 23, 2016

Chocolate Snowman

When a man diahreeas on a girl and rubs it all over her. The man then proceeds to cum upon the woman. Thus creating, the chocolate snowman.

dude I own a friggen chocolate snowman factory

Chocolate Snowman by harry puzy January 16, 2008

chocolate sailor 

its when you're in the bathtub doing your sexual partner up the bumbum

Last night Cindy put on a strap-on and gave me a chocolate sailor

chocolate sailor by Neo Funk Revolation February 6, 2005