Chimerical

Pertaining to something highly unrealistic or wildly fanciful.

Particularly in reference to when a child is asked at a spelling bee to spell this word and sings an entire song about her parents neglecting her. (See: The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee)

Person: Do my parents love me?
Me: That is a chimerical thought.

by Sunlmski October 10, 2023

Cum chimes

Testicles

I'm going to punch you in your cum chimes!

by Manster February 23, 2009

walking chimney

It gives similarity for a person whom can't stop smoking and always hold cigars on the lips. Her / his cigarette always been light up and smoke covers her / his surrounding all the times. Suits to use for heavy smokers whom just can't stop smoking and always be seen with light up cigars and smoke.

"She is such a walking chimney. I can't barely breath besides her!"

"Here comes the walking chimney!"

by XanaYana June 1, 2013

Frozen Chimney

During sexual activities a man inserts ice cubes in to the women's vagina before having intercourse causing the vagina to be cold like a chimney on a cold winters night.

That girl was such a whore she let me frozen chimney her with a full tray of ice cubes

by Prosesh September 19, 2016

Chim-Chimney

The sound Mrs. Clause makes while she uses her hands to count the hairs on Santa's Ass as he slides down inside her Chimney.

All the elves knew Santa was not to be disturbed, by the Chim-Chimney going on behind his bedroom door.

by Santa's Tidbits May 24, 2018

Doom Chimney

When your chick taken' a hit off of the bong, while she's slobbin' your knob and your dick gets stuck in the bong.

Dude, last night Athrin's wife was getting high as fuck giving me a blow job and ended up giving me a Doom Chimney, instead! -Ashe

by James A. Miller May 31, 2018

wind chime

During sexual intercourse between a man and a women. The man will enter the girl from behind doggystyle and then lube up a small wooden or metal flute or whistle or possible combination thereof depending upon the size of the orifice. The male will then begin gradually going deeper and deeper into her vagina causing her colon to relax and forcing excess air through the flute or whistle to create a beautiful symphony of music to accompany her moans of pleasure.

Bob: So I was hanging out at this uppity piano bar last night talking to this real looker who just seemed like she was dying to get a cock in her. Turns out she just graduated from college and was really depressed because she'd never play in the orchestra again. Anyway, I told her I was a great conductor and took her back to her place where she let me jam her flute up her ass while riding her reverse cowgirl. Dude, her ass made the most beautiful wind chime I'd ever heard in my life. It definitely hit a high note when she came.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021