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Almond Chicken

Noun: girl that tans so much that she looks like an almond, or just a girl that looks like a slut.
Kaz, "Oh man, she is an almond chicken! Thank you very much!"
Sam, "You're right Kaz, she tans too much!"
Kaz, "Not only that, she looks like a slut"
Mark, "I like her!"
by sammykaz April 1, 2009
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top chicken

"Chickens will peck peck peck until they've worked out who's top chicken, but do you know who's really top chicken? We're top chicken."
by Quicksand2202 December 31, 2016
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go... fetch a chicken

An expression taken from Angelica Houston in Ever After. Used when there is nothing else to be said or done.
Peter: Hm... so what else should I do?
David: Go... fetch a chicken.
by isignedthewrongname July 19, 2010
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chicken slacks

A misheard lyric in the Sam Cooke song Twisting The Night Away.
"He's dancin' with the chicken slacks"

the actual lyric is:

"He's dancin' with the chick in slacks"

Back in the early 60s it was unusual to find a woman wearing pants at a social event - usually women wore skirts or dresses.
by Pops22 May 30, 2008
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chicken selects

McDonald's chicken strips that are featured in a series of new ghetto commercials in order to appeal to the "fried chicken-eating" crowd.
(typical McDonald's commercial)
Jameel: "What up nigga, you cap any dem bloods today?"
Tyrone: "Fo' shizzle, I done popped a few. What you stuffin' yo' fat black face with?"
Jameel: "Dogg I got deez BANGIN' McNuggets. They da sheeeeeeit, yaknowwhatimsayin?"
Tyrone: "Word on da street. Ayyo check out deez chicken selects...straight up gangsta."
Jameel: "Word to yo' mama. You want a McNugget?"
Tyrone: "Heeeeeellll yeah, hook a nigga up wit dat chronic!"
Jameel: "Now let me get a chicken select."
Tyrone: "Fool you trippin."
Jameel: "Maybe yo' bitch ass didn't hear me the first time. Gimme one of dem chicken selects before we get into some gangsta shit and I waste yo' punk ass with this GAT!"
Tyrone: "You know the name of the game fool...go get yo' own!"
Jameel: "Fuck you nigga!!!" *BANG BANG* "Now yo' mama gonna have to pour out a perfectly good 40 for yo' trick ass. HAHA I got dem chicken selects now BITCH!"
White Middle-Aged Announcer: "Chicken Selects, new at McDonalds. Get your own box...or just whip out yo' nine, bust a cap in some punk-ass nigga, and steal his."
by Nick D December 7, 2004
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Chicken Dippa

Where a person (usually in a school) steals another persons bag, removes the contents and then proceeds in turning the bag inside out then replaces the contents and does the bag up, You must also place the bag in exactly the same postion as when it was taken.
Josh: I Chicken Dippa'ed Chris today
Graham: Your kidding, i hope you put everything back!
by OAPJGWS February 3, 2009
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Chicken Wing Jenga

It is a revolutionary bar game that takes place when a massive amount of chicken wings are to be eaten. Usually this is done on a wing night to reduce costs.

The game is simple and this will make chicken wing night even better. The goal is to stack the chicken bones from the wings on top of each other until the tower of bones falls then the last person to place is determined to be the loser.

Typically the game is played on a small plate (5") and when more than 3 cumulative bones fall off of the plate then the loser has been determined. And like any good game when a loser is found there must be a price for losing, and usually that involves buying a plate of wings. (another reason for playing on wing night, it is cheaper to buy if you lose)

These are the basic rules and adjustment can be made, and the game really only gets fun when 100 + wings are to be eaten.

Helpful hint: Eat fast and place poorly to screw over the others after you in order to get free wings.
Bono " Man that was one awesome game of Chicken Wing Jenga last night"
Rojo "What the fuck is Chicken Wing Jenga?"
Bono "You are such a loser if you do not know what it is, maybe you should stop being a freakin hermit and drink beer and eat some wings, you pussy and you can find out"
Rojo "ooo man I had no idea, I will put on my man pants and I will be a man, and play some Chicken Wing Jenga"
by Bono1121 May 27, 2009
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