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Caucasian Ting

by Lil Barook November 30, 2022
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Caucasian Male Emasculation

The entirety of India/the Middle East is the epitome of Caucasian male Emasculation.

Bunch of over -privileged Caucasian males with billionaire parents bombing themselves for no reason; then emasculating themselves by flinging themselves at helicopters or attempting to flee via wooden raft (it looks like even the Mediterranean Sea respects Caucasian privelehe!).

Little 6-year old girls in Ukraine walk people to safety; Muhammad has the autistic emasculated Caucasity to run away despite being the one to bomb himself, including his country's Roman ruins and centuries -old Buddhist statues in Afghanistan.

Then, Muhammad uses his Caucasian privilege card to colonize country of his choosing, committing gentrification by opening hokey fake tattoo stands and 7/11s in communities of color.

Don't nobody buy from them; guess capitalism only exists for the colonized, and not the colonizer.

Not only that, Muhammad has severe autism and access to institutional priveleges that people of color can't even imagine exist. Without Caucasian priveleges, he would be drowning in poopy water in the slums of Mumbai.

Not only that, Muhammad (anonymously) insults little girls online.

If Muhammad would live in Russia? His ass would have permanent scars from being caned ln a daily basis with a rattan cane and he wouldn't dare behave the way he behaved.

Muhammad is begging to be forced to live in reality and finally finna get his Caucasian priveleges card ripped up.
Caucasian Male Emasculation is when Muhammad bombs his own country, then flings himself at a helicopter wearing a dress and lets little girls of color do the fighting he is too emasculated to do himself. Without Caucasian priveleges? He would neither believe his actions to be acceptable; his actions would in fact be ILLEGAL and he would be getting caned and shown his place right now.

The extent to which Muhammad is reliant on Caucasian priveleges? 100%.
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Caucasian Coon

Black but acts white
Jaqavius is such a Caucasian Coon
by Asiansmilf October 22, 2022
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Caucasian Guilt

What drives Muhammad Araujo's actions.
Caucasian guilt causes Muhammad to pretend to support racial justice movements and/or make them exclusively about making over-privileged Caucasian men feel good about themselves.

No one likes you or your dolls, Muhammad.
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Caucasian camouflage

When one needs to become white to get by
Juan had to put on his Caucasian camouflage to get through the border.
by Captain skip September 16, 2016
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Hoppa Caucasian

A slang term for someone whose ethnicity is White/Caucasian and Asian, but they are not half asian + half white. One parent is half asian + half white, making them Hoppa. The other parent is White/Caucasian.

Synonyms:

Hoppa Caucasian, Hoppa White, Wasian White, Wasian Caucasian,

Caucasian hoppa, White hoppa, White wasian, Caucasian wasian,

Similar Terms:
(describing those who come from Western countries or are born in Western countries, especially the U.S, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand)
Western White Asian, Western Asian White,

Western Mixed White Asian, Western Mixed Asian White, Western Part Asian Mixed White, Western Part White Mixed Asian,
Western White Asian Mix, Western Asian White Mix,
Western Mixed White Asian Mix, Western Mixed Asian White Mix, Western Part Asian Mixed White Mix, Western Part White Mixed Asian Mix
1. Mom: "You're Hoppa Caucasian."
Daughter: "I am Chinese and Caucasian. That's wild."
Mom: "Sweetie, honey, that's right. Part of you is Chinese but the other over 50 percent, more than half, is white and caucasian."

2. Tom: "My friend says he's 75% German or white and 25% Mongoloid so that makes him mixed."
Toby: "I know, right? That makes him a Hoppa Caucasian."
by gatorblade March 21, 2024
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