A sexual act where one partner is crouched down moving side to side, scuttling like a crab. The other partner, a dude, is about to bust a nut in his partner's face when he feel an explosive bout of diarrhea coming on. Instead of busting his nut, he quickly does a 180 and treats the crab-walker to his hot beef stew.
This is named after the city Canton, in Ohio like the inspiration for so many other acts involving dookie.
This is named after the city Canton, in Ohio like the inspiration for so many other acts involving dookie.
by Ohio Theorist November 14, 2009
Get the Canton Crab-walk mug.Big PP with a gorgeous girlfriend and she has a big big booty and all the guys are in her but the only one for her is Cason. He is tall and very funny, pretty good at sports but football is his favorite. He had a lot of friends and likes everyone unless they don’t like him.
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n. (kuh-RON-chu-land-er)
1. a person who acts opposite of the way others want or expect.
2. a person whose actions compromise others' abilities/interests when they are trying to carry out an activity.
Usually the person in question will be a defector from a larger group and will make a decision that detracts from the fun of the rest of the group.
1. a person who acts opposite of the way others want or expect.
2. a person whose actions compromise others' abilities/interests when they are trying to carry out an activity.
Usually the person in question will be a defector from a larger group and will make a decision that detracts from the fun of the rest of the group.
Montangelo didn't come with us to mess with foreigners because he's being a carontulander right now.
by BaloolaB July 24, 2010
Get the carontulander mug.This is an Indian - South African word for describing a mini party, this likely happens when you go out one night and land up partying it up unexpectedly. Must commonly known as it's abbreviation "CJ".
Example 1:
Dude 1: "Eeey men, what kind? You keen for a CJ?"
Dude 2: "What do you mean man?"
Dude 1: "Lets head to the strip club for a drink or 2."
Example 2:
"Wow that was a massive catan jalang last night. We landed up drinking a whole 4 pack of beers then proceeded to chug them down with shots of jaagermeister."
Dude 1: "Eeey men, what kind? You keen for a CJ?"
Dude 2: "What do you mean man?"
Dude 1: "Lets head to the strip club for a drink or 2."
Example 2:
"Wow that was a massive catan jalang last night. We landed up drinking a whole 4 pack of beers then proceeded to chug them down with shots of jaagermeister."
by The Figger December 26, 2011
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Get the canon polisher mug.Calon is often the name of a boy. The name is incredibly unique, which aids in making him the unique person he is. Calon is often incredibly smart, and willing to learn about entire subjects just to help someone, or just because he is curious about the subject. Calon's are often cute in their own way. Calon's seem weird or even awkward at first, but when you get to know them, they become one of the best people you know. Calon's can get angry easily, but instantly will say sorry and will do anything to prove that they are. When a Calon likes someone, they will do anything to help that person feel better, happy, and okay. God forbid a Calon likes someone in the sense of a relationship, because a Calon is relentless in proving their love, and will treat who they like as an absolute queen. In the end, a Calon is the best person you will ever know. A Calon is loving, he is caring, he is smart, cute, and most importantly will be your best friend through thick and thin.
Have you met Calon? He is the best! When I was sick last weekend he came over and hung out with me, even made me soup! Plus, he seems to know a thing or two about anything! If I am ever on a trivia game show, I am definitely asking him to be my partner!
by WaitWhoAmI12312 February 24, 2019
Get the Calon mug.(verb) - Act by which an armed felon is relieved of both his life and rap sheet by the bullets of an officer's gun. Subsequently, he is canonized as a Saint by the community.
Rules for nomenclature are as follows: "Saint (Name of felon), patron Saint of (accused crime)."
Rules for nomenclature are as follows: "Saint (Name of felon), patron Saint of (accused crime)."
You hear about Michael Brown?
You mean Saint Michael, patron Saint of Strong-arming blunts? He got a canonization by lead.
You mean Saint Michael, patron Saint of Strong-arming blunts? He got a canonization by lead.
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