frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake

Noun.
A made up beverage from starbucks, typically used sarcastically to poke fun at the actual ridiculous drinks people order that are too confusing for normal people (dunkin donut drinkers) to remember and/or say.

Bob: "Hey Tim, I'm doing a starbucks run! Want anything?"

Tim: "Uh, what are you getting?"

Bob: "A Venti Non-fat Peppermint Chai Mocha Latte, skin milk, no cream light on the foam with an extra shot of expresso. And you?"

Tim: "UH....hit me up with a... frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake, I guess?"

Bob: "You dissapoint me."

by clynnroff December 1, 2009

Double Caramel Banana Split with Extra Cream

Tied up, gagged, blind folded, nipples tweaked, forced to orgasm until squirting, and then double penetrated fucked to orgasm again

While I was sleeping, my husband pleasantly woke me with a Double Caramel Banana Split with extra cream.

by Pleasure Princess November 8, 2021

caramel

caramel; a person in a mix of everything..
not perfect not horrible.

caramel is never one or the other.. just right

she’s my caramel

by iheartdojacat February 21, 2022

Caramel Chew

A Caramel Chew is lingo derived in Dallas, Tx for a beautiful slim thick woman who is of caramel complexion.

Guy 1: Damn look at that caramel girl right there. She's perfect I just wanna chew her up.
Guy 2: Hell ya bro. She a Caramel Chew.

by ChiefMazi March 18, 2019

caramel cracker

A mix between Mexican and white.

Person: If I were to be racist to you, what could I call you?
Me: A Caramel Cracker!

by N8theH8 August 15, 2024

Caramel Surprise

The art of busting into a cup and pissing into it right after. Than mixing it up to reach a sweet golden white glow.

I can't wait to spray jacks mom with an caramel Surprise

by TheDarkOne360 May 30, 2024

caramel cake

A tan ass

That girl got a caramel cake bruh YEET!

by Bombsquad May 26, 2014