When you clap your girls cheeks so hard to the point where it sounds or has the same decibels as an artillery canon
by Paxso-Africano May 6, 2024
Get the Artillery Canonmug. Stephanie gave me a sausage-canon last night while she came!!
I really want to sausage-canon some dick right now
I really want to sausage-canon some dick right now
by Urmom69445 November 26, 2024
Get the Sausage-Canonmug. Look at that canon he has a huge cock
by Oooooooogggggqqaa February 25, 2024
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by fishinginthedark22 November 21, 2023
Get the Canonmug. CANON UP UR ASS. WATCH THE FXCKIN SHOW U FATASS ROLLY POLLY ASS BITCH. CANON UP YOUR ASS, UR PUSSY, UR EYE SOCKETS, UR PENIS HOLE. STFU. WATCH THE FXCKIN SHOW AND STOP MAKING WEIRD SHIT YOU STUPID ASS POOPOO BITCH. HOW WOULD YOH FEEL IF THERE WAS CANON IN YOUR BRAIN STFU. BE NORMAL. Thankyou 🩷
by str4wb3rryy February 18, 2025
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