Relationship Canon

Things about an IRL relationship that are agreed upon by everyone in the relationship.

C'mon, it's relationship canon that I know more about decorating. Stop second-guessing my decisions

You don't think I'm a better dancer than you? I though that was canon!
No, that's just your head canon.

by UncleAlias July 3, 2021

Canon

Verb; refers to a person/place/situation that is a chill, comfortable, soothing vibe. Derived from the song "Canon in D Major"

Person 1: "What are you up to tonight?"
Person 2: "I'm going to yoga. That sounds very canon rn."

by Willenium November 19, 2019

Jizz canon

When you nut in her butt and she farts it back out

Omg Addy just shot a jizz canon across the room

by Barry my cockinher June 18, 2022

Cowboy canon

a large callibor revolver such as .45 long cult , 44 magnum, .50 S&W

I just got this new cowboy canon chambered for the 44 magnum round

by Riot strike June 16, 2020

Canon

If his name is Canon he’s extremely gay

Wow that Canon guy is pretty homosexual

by ItsMammasBoi November 20, 2019

canonical lori

Canonical Lori is just the best if they have it in their Instagram name and act like a mum to you you gotta love it also she’s just awesome

“Hey Canonical Lori your awesome”
“I know”

by maddyjpg May 21, 2021

Canon Stanley

The dude from the stanley parable who who can't listen for shit and pushes buttons (also extremely ugly)

Teen: I simp for Stanley
Other Teen: which one
Teen: Canon Stanley
Other Teen: stay ten planets away from me dude

by allhailthebroomclosetending June 13, 2023