Calvanized

The feeling of loss that Shobs will experience when she finally realizes that she has lost the calve contest of 2008.

After my visit to the big D, Shob was left feeling rather calvanized.

by kampat May 13, 2008

Calvin

Calvin is the greatest person that one can meet. Calvin is nice, tall, social, awesome, and secretly a god

Man, have you met Calvin

by scienceoffate June 19, 2018

Dirty Calvin

A Dirty Calvin is a person who is sweet and loving but he has a monster hiding in he's pants O.o when I say this I’m not joking like OoF- every guy would wish to have a pp like he’s xd.

Ooooh your such a Dirty Calvin.

by Pure stupidity April 18, 2020

calvin

a unit of 5 minutes

It was 1 calvin before the bell and the day already was bad.

by Verthicha January 5, 2014

Calvinism

A system of belief promoted by its author John Calvin based entirely on a Platonic evaluation of the letters of Paul of Tarsus. Calvin posited that Christ died for a very few people and then re-interpreted both the Old Testament and the New Testament with the idea of a predestined fate for every person as being among the elected minority or the damned majority. It does great violence to the New Testament by making it subject to a Pauline interpretation of the Old Testament. Also a totalitarian pseudo-Christian cult of the Puritan or Reformed variety. It denies free will and imposes the biblical law of Calvin's Institutes on all people.

Calvinism was the theology behind the police state run by Oliver Cromwell in the 1650s.

by normal5574 March 9, 2015

Calvin College

A small private college in GR michigan. Its one of those "christian" colleges but whatever, those motherfuckers know how to party and dammmnnnn those girls can drink. You have to be careful though cause when you sleep with those girls cause most of them are going to college to get their MRS. degree. But calvin is famous for hott girls, so if you aren't pretty don't fucking bother to apply.The guys there, mostly pot heads. They don't give a fuck about anything because most of them are just going to inherit their families money.

Paula is going to Calvin college to drink for a year, get married then drop out.

by kinfee kimperver November 26, 2010

[Calvin Chen]

A Taiwanese singer/superstar, member of the boy band Farenheit with less than amazing looks, contrary to the typical image of Calvins. A name of great fame, glory, and manliness. Common qualities include good looks, humor, musical proficiency, tastefully sarcastic remarks, and a distinctive sense of confidence. However, it is not to be confused with arrogance, as they can at times be bashful in nature. Originally meaning bald, the uncommon name has been morphed into a name of greatness, and is to be worn with great pride.

Wow, Calvin Chen is the most awesome singer in the history of mankind.

by Sects January 11, 2009