Slip It In My Arse And Call Me Jim Giles

A saying u say in rage but feeling extra sussy. If used with "Let me ascend to Jesus cos I just creamed my pants" you can create a deadly combo move which can kill a man if used correctly.

Person 1: Ha bro u a dog water ass (insert racial slur for minority here)
Person 2: Slip It In My Arse And Call Me Jim Giles.
Person1: Will do chief
*Makes Passionate Love All Night then plays Lego*

by Jimsmith420 December 29, 2021

Well tickle my nuts and call me Cyril

An exclamation of surprise and shock.

Jade: Timothy I'm pregnant
Timothy: Well tickle my nuts and call me Cyril, who's the father?!

by Cyril April 16, 2017

Well butter me up and call me greasey

to get someone to butter you up and then to name you greasey

Well butter me up and call me greasey

ok -x-gets out butter-x- hold still

by FairyWings November 2, 2004

Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister

An sarcastic exclamation that can be used in a variety of ways. Usually used to to emphasize how glaringly obvious something that has been said is.

A: I had to go to school yesterday.
B: Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister - student's going to school? Really?

by DarkLite January 19, 2007

Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!

An expression you say when you're in disbelief

Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!

by Vftw November 8, 2007

well fuck me in the ass and call me queer

showing a state of suprise

Guy: Dude, that guy just got shot up on the block by a gang of well hung hispanics with glocks and m16s!
Other Guy: Well fuck me in the ass and call me queer!?!?!?!

by swanybeast69 June 28, 2010

fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch

When someone bamboozles you, being bamboozled

When someone makes a fool out of you

Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!

Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill

by DirtyDave42069 March 8, 2017