Someone that is of European descent, usually unloved, and short. Most of the time Caleb is used as an insult, to symbolize that you are a virgin and will never amount to anything in your short pitiful life. Caleb, coming from the word Calev in Hebrew, which is a compound word that means "whole hearted"
"You're a Caleb!"
"Caleb, stop talking and go back into the Nigerian Sex Dungeon!"
"Stop talking Caleb, you don't get a say in anything!"
"Back in the cage with you, stupid Caleb!"
"Caleb, stop talking and go back into the Nigerian Sex Dungeon!"
"Stop talking Caleb, you don't get a say in anything!"
"Back in the cage with you, stupid Caleb!"
by Mr. Kraebs February 9, 2018
Get the calebmug. opps! caleb would be the guy to try to get a girl in bed n matter wat it took. caleb most likely has a chode. Caleb doesn't have a life
by 4realthebestbitch December 6, 2017
Get the calebmug. 
by Demonsoul1X February 1, 2017
Get the Calebmug. Caleb is often the guy who nobody likes but decides to hang around anyway. He will stick to you and your group for a long time. He will usually be annoying and repeat his "hilarious" jokes until they are unfunny if they were ever funny in the first place. Their favorite number is most likely 7. They will do the same thing with this number as they did with their jokes. Eventually this person will grow distant to the people he hangs around because he is bored or finds someone else to bug. They will eventually return, though.
Buddy: Oh god, It's Caleb.
Teacher: What is the answer to 1 +2, Caleb?
Caleb: 7.
Everyone else: *groans*
Teacher: What is the answer to 1 +2, Caleb?
Caleb: 7.
Everyone else: *groans*
by Terald Shaft October 11, 2016
Get the Calebmug. A tall, quiet guy who is intensely passionate behind his humor. He hides a huge imagination and deep philosophical web behind an athletic body and an awkward demeanor. He can be funny, but his life-of-the-party abilities are hit or miss. There's a lot going on in his head, too much sometimes, but he can focus his kaleidoscope through the lens of heroes and stories. When he's having fun, he's full of endless witticisms, puns, complicated jokes, intricate pop references, and the occasional seriously encouraging speech. He can be distant, but he will always give you his best. He has expressive brown eyes, a button nose, thick eyebrows, and straight, wild brown hair. He loves his job and makes it as fun, silly, and meaningful as possible. He has the mind of a fox with the habits and body of a wolf.
"He said what to the teacher!?! He's such a Caleb..."
"That's nonsense, but it's kind of funny... sounds like something Caleb would say."
"Who comes up with this kind of stuff? That's an idea worthy of a Caleb..."
"That's nonsense, but it's kind of funny... sounds like something Caleb would say."
"Who comes up with this kind of stuff? That's an idea worthy of a Caleb..."
by Aedh CuChulainn January 27, 2021
Get the Calebmug. Dark and brooding. A sensitive soul with a lot to give. If a Caleb ever opens up to you, cherish that. Show him that you cherish that. While Calebs may come across as cold at times, they're actually quite defensive. If you cross him, he will show his fangs. But if you can show you're worthy, you're in. And that's a circle you want to be in. Calebs are awesome. Near superheroes in fact.
No wonder we've never met this Caleb guy you can't stop talking about. Does someone that awesome even exist?
by Dragonsnowball October 16, 2021
Get the Calebmug.