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Magic Cabbage

Slang term for Mary Jane aka marijuana.
Dude those snowboarders on the lift in front of us are smoking the “magic cabbage”.
by Bralen December 23, 2018
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dicked er in the cabbage

When a person screws something up, usually playing golf and your ball is lost in the "cabbage" or the thick of the woods. However this term can be applied to any situation involving a screw up.
Ex: Eh Ray ya really dicked er in the cabbage on that one
by Maximus Tauntist June 19, 2011
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cabaraderie

A camaraderie, or brotherhood, among cab drivers, as coined by Stephen Fry.

Drivers show cabaraderie when they let each other know where the traffic is bad, allow other cabs to pull in in front of them, and so on.
Stephen Fry, who used to drive a London cab, coined the word cabaraderie to describe the kindness shown to him by actual cab drivers.
by oopsnearlyrolledthecar August 19, 2008
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Cababed

Dude i just saw my friend get cababed by his girlfriend
by Serksnis June 23, 2009
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Cabbage Water

Watered down semen, usually occurring as a direct result of over-fapping.
"So I tugged myself stupid to Vicky Vette clips last night. After a couple of dozen skeets, I wasn't shooting anything other than cabbage water."
by Brubaker1971 June 8, 2015
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Cabbache

Cabbache is a unique immortal entity that can be described as a wild and evolved cyber cabbage. Cabbache lurks slowly but strategically across the internet and can be encountered both in the (.onion) deep web and the clear web. It runs several simple websites and possesses multiple digital identities. Cabbache is best known for its rare ability to produce malicious code that secretly infiltrates various computer networks to passively gather information and observe preoccupied inattentive individuals while remaining unnoticed. Cabbache may also sometimes be mischievous and enjoys watching humans after making them mad at their infiltrated computer.
e.g:
Person 1: "Why can't I connect to the internet?"
Person 2: "Maybe you typed the wifi password incorrectly?"
Person 3: "or perhaps Cabbache is present?"

e.g:
Person 1: "Where did all my documents go?"
Person 2: "Do you have a backup?"
Person 1: "Yes, but it disappeared too!"
Person 2: "Cabbache is probably messing with you."
by Cabbache April 5, 2019
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Cabbage Senpai

Cabbage but senapi and hot af 🥵
by Depizzaman May 2, 2022
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