by steven beamen April 07, 2005
when a girl or guy's face is jizzed on by another then they stick their head in a dumpster and then in the sun so it can dry. They then peel it off their face to pick their dingleberries and eat them like tortilla and salsa
by THE CANDYMAN emmmm April 18, 2011
A dumpster with which a dozen badgers have a nice circle jerk until it is 25 percent full, and then sacrifice a human to draquana the Lord of the badger under world.
by Badgercumdumster6969 December 09, 2016
A person that takes a shitty dildo and feeds it to a flock of geese at the park, then goes home and gives themselves a good old English Hot Pocket.
by Jeremy Asia man November 14, 2017
When a very young and eager "New Mexican" male witnesses snow porn for the first time at a junior classmates slightly rural farm and gets overly aroused by said porn, then decides to initiate an unsolicited circle jerk around a trash barrel in the barn next to the house. All the while, said classmates watch in horror! only one finishes…
Dude what the fuck happened last night? I thought we were having a good time until homeboy pulled out his meat pepper and dumped a load into the trashcan like it was some kind of green Chile cum dumpster!!! I'm scarred for life....
by Ricky Fitts January 26, 2019
a person who likes to have multiple penises placed in their mouth in order to practice fellatio and then proceeds to swallow all of the sperm ejaculated from said penises once orgasms are reached.
Kristin is such a nasty cock gobbler cum dumpster, I can't believe she let 10 dudes do that to her at the party last Saturday.
by Kristin's Pimp March 16, 2010
by Badass Texan March 16, 2011