Crumbly Cookie

1. A person who is emotionally or financially unstable.

You're about as put together as a Crumbly Cookie.

by BadCupcake February 10, 2015

Eye-crumbling

Something so visually bad or confusing that your eyes can't take it

1. This math question is so eye-crumbling
2. I stopped watching Ender Bean TV, because his videos are eye-crumbling

by ThatTrainAnimationH8er April 05, 2023

Crumble Porn

Aesthetic crumbling buildings. Usually pertaining to old houses that have been reclaimed by nature.

Apocolypsecore +haunted house core = crumble porn

by J Brams February 06, 2023

Crumbly

A referential adjective meaning victorian, british, or old school in general.

Old Mr. Crawford sure is a crumbly old man.

by fofffelixbra June 13, 2020

crumbly

An altered state of mind that is self induced whether by vibes or substances, creating sensations of euphoria

I am so crumbly right now. Are you crumbly? I am on the crumble.

by dashofdaisy December 27, 2024

Crumbly

A term used to describe an attack that does dogwater damage. Named after CrumblyCard606, my friend on Steam who never seems to do any damage in Monster Hunter, and therefore his contribution is shit.

Damn Connor are you finally using this cool weapon?
Hell no Crawler that shit does Crumbly damage

by CrawlerLord August 07, 2024

crumbly dory

the act of inserting a cookie or biscuit into someones rectum and then attempting to hoover it out by sucking on the subjects mouth. The event is usually dangerous, as an entire substance is reverse digested back up a persons body.

yeah, i gave her a crumbly dory. now she cant feel her face.

by Nut in it August 24, 2021