Cramp in the Damp

Pain in the butt

The DMV is a real Cramp in the Damp

by MountainDrew March 21, 2019

weiner cramp

An annoying dickhead

"That dude is a real weiner cramp..."

by rdhvck November 2, 2019

Cramp that jigger

Meaning; close the door

Will you please cramp that jigger!

by Tandragee36 May 21, 2020

Kangaroo cramp

When you see your poor pooch pinching one off in the morning.

Looking out the back door this morning Scruffy was suffering from a kangaroo cramp.

by Smrtblue December 8, 2017

memory cramp

When a stimuli triggers memories causing intense feelings that may appear to be associated with shame or regret; very painful, but of a mental kind, they may be so short that one cannot comprehend the memory.

Seemingly to be a side effect of stimulants.

I think I found a scientific term for this once, but I don't remember it.

When I'm with others and clench my fist or make a squeak, I don't have to lie anymore, I can honestly say "just a memory cramp"

by chellix December 31, 2012

poopie cramps

When you have to poop so bad you have cramps

Or when you have food poisoning you get the "poopie cramps"

I had to poop so bad I had cramps.

You had the poopie cramps

by Inventerofpoopiecramps September 5, 2016

brain-cramp

A stupid, pehaps embarrassing, mistake; commonly confused with brain-fart (which is an idea).

I had a brain-cramp and for a moment couldn't remember which hand was my right.

by J January 28, 2005