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The sexy Jewish kid that has a big dong. He is also very good in bed even though everyone thinks he's gay he always says no homo, and his brain is the size of JEWpiter
Dan Cohen is know for assassinating hitler.
Dan Cohen by Thatj3w December 3, 2019

Matt Cohen

Matt Cohen (Best known for his role as Archangel Michael and young John Winchester) is quite literally the sexiest guy in existence. The worst part is he only gets hotter.
Crowley to Matt Cohen: You are guilty of... Being unbelievably sexy which I won't tolerate... Whoever you are.

Hugh Cohen 

A Terrible Person
That Hugh Cohen sure is the lowest form of life imaginable.
Hugh Cohen by Ty7rone July 22, 2020

cortney cohen 

The baddest bitch of all time. Earn her trust and she will love you forever. Become disloyal and be forever haunted by your lack of existence to her.
Omg, Cortney Cohen is someone I literally hate and love so much, wtf.

harrison cohen

An air vent when it raises like a cheeseburger in the morning rain.
I did not enjoy fixing Harrison cohen this morning when the sun was setting
harrison cohen by Wet mush February 10, 2022

Dirty Cohen

When you jizz up her nose and proceeded to ask her if she needs a tissue
Don: You won't believe what Sarah let me do last night.

Charles: Well what did you do?

Don: I gave her a Dirty Cohen.
Dirty Cohen by Wh0amI4 May 9, 2022