Cohen

Big booty Cohen the thickest of them all.

“Oh Cohen, he’s the one really THICC kid”.

by CohenWood November 15, 2019

Pat Cohen

A chiller who can crush an entire tin of 6's in one rip like it's nothing

My Boy: yo beast sauce me a zyn
Me: Gotchu *hands unopened tin of menthol
My Boy: *puts all of them in at once
Me: Bro wtf are you doing you can't hang like that
My Boy: Watch *keeps them in for 20 minutes without shivering
Me: Holy fuck ur sick bro ur literally Pat Cohen

by AvalonLaxerPaceKingDBon December 15, 2024

The Cohen Curse

Anytime you try to get with a girl she will magically get a boyfriend or some type of man within days, weeks, or months. No matter what girl you like she will end up with someone else. Beware of the Cohen Curse.

Damn she got with someone else? You must have the Cohen Curse.

by Bruther Man August 1, 2022

Cohen

The best guy ever, makes sex jokes a lot will make you laugh:) you will probably fall in love with him, Once you find yourself a Cohen, your life will be complete ;)

"Wow he’s definitely a Cohen." "Oh, that’s my friend Cohen,you will probably like him too."

by Ana/Ax3-le April 6, 2022

Cohen

Cohen is the type of guy that always grabs peoples bums. All he can think about is him in the bedroom. He shoves a finger up his bum with out thinking. He moans because he wants to. He is a bitch. He is extremely dumb. Cohen is the definition of gay. He likes bumping people. He has a tiny ding dong. Cohen loves to hump things. Loves to twerk. He is a pain, but he is Cohen.

Cohen stop humping that tree!
Cohen stop moaning!
Cohen you Bum!

by Jeffery bazo August 11, 2022

Cohen

Cohen is the sexiest man alive to this day. If anything, any girl who looks into his eyes are taken away by his looks. He is so cute that the teacher even fell for him.

Girl 1: I just found out i got Cohen in my PE class!
Girl 2: OMG! Do you have his phone number? He is such a hottie!
Girl 3: Already reserved for me.

by big seggs with ur motheer June 26, 2023

Cohen

Gaelic translation to “sex demon” any one with this name is gifted with the largest genitalia and is able to have sex for very long periods of time, if your son is named Cohen they will be a lady magnet and a cum machine

Yeah, that Cohen has a massive shlong

by Coco_urban December 6, 2021