Cohened

The act of completely destroying something while attempting in good faith to access the contents within.

Person 1: *Tries to open box*
Person2: “Here, let me help y—”
Person 1: *Violently stabs box repeatedly*
Person 2: “Yep, she cohened it again.”

by NoPseudonymsLeft May 24, 2022

Cohen

A Cohen is a weird edgy wanna be military kid who thinks Loli hentie is ok.

Person one:Hey did you see Cohen today?
Person two: No and I don’t want to, he’s so weird.

by Ankle replacements March 10, 2024

Matt Cohen

Matt Cohen (Best known for his role as Archangel Michael and young John Winchester) is quite literally the sexiest guy in existence. The worst part is he only gets hotter.

Crowley to Matt Cohen: You are guilty of... Being unbelievably sexy which I won't tolerate... Whoever you are.

by hidinginthecagewithluci April 13, 2020

Cohen

The most chadly baddass ever.

Girl one: “Who is that?”
Girl two: “That’s just Cohen, he’s awesome”

by Tonyzbosschadlyman February 28, 2022

tom cohen

an absolute faggot dickhead who likes penis in every hole in his body.

dude that guy is such a tom cohen

by Papa Pulsford November 13, 2016

Cohen

Cohen is endlessly exhausting. Even a double dose of ritalin doesn’t slow Cohen down. Cohen has no filter and will say whatever needs or doesn’t need to be said and always ending off with his adorable laugh. Needless to say Cohen is also endlessly lovable too..when asleep

Cohen already tried that.
Cohen already did that
Cohen already said that

by Anonposter November 24, 2021

alex cohen

crazy lunatic who needs to be sedated

wow he must be alex cohen he’s so evil

by dust over February 2, 2025