Cat

A feline fluffy creature that has knives for feet, cats meow

Curiousity killed the cat

by MizzyDaCat August 31, 2022

cats

smol demons

cats are smol demons, cute ones tho

by chanslaptop December 7, 2020

Cat

pieces of fluff that sleep and push things off tables and counters, that is it

Isaac: what happened
Josh: my cat pushed a piece of scissors of the shelf cutting a wire making my daughters life support to fail
Isaac: lol get nae naed

by Tobyvenom August 16, 2020

Cat

usally a house hold pet.

sandy: where the cat gone
Kailio: it ran away from me

by ELNEGRO July 24, 2013

Cat

A demon in feline form which has successfully hacked natural selection by manipulating the dominant species. The most prevalent and destructive invasive species known to man, cats wreak havoc on songbird populations, ruin indoor air quality and kill humans with Toxoplasmosis and Bartonella infections worldwide. Prolonged exposure to their Toxoplasma bacteria will cause humans to lose their will and become cat thralls over time.

"My cat clawed my daughter's face off yesterday. It was her fault for moving so suddenly and thankfully the cat is ok."
- a cat thrall

by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 25, 2022

Cat

a furry, cute pet that eats your food and sleeps all day.

MEOW! *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH* a cat is a great thing. Sometimes.

by Conderpius April 11, 2015

Cat

Cats are known as mammals and some cats are crazy

I saw a cat

by Meerkatplayz July 28, 2016