Mariah Carey

Ding ding ding da ding ding ding da ding ding ding da ding… BA DUM BA DUM BA DUM BA

Mariah Carey- All I want for Christmas is you

by wvalenti12 November 22, 2021

Mariah Carey

An mysterious deity fo unknown origin with an evil conscience...

She lies dormant for 310 days of the year, December 26th until October 31st...
She sits in the shadows, waiting, plotting her attack. She waits until you feel the safest, until you are the most vulnerable and when that point reaches, when the clock strikes midnight and Halloween has past, your demise commences and you feel your life force drained away at her cruel will.
All she needs, all she wants for Christmas...
You...

Guy 1 "Hey, Christmas time is coming soon"
Guy 2 "Be on the lookout for Mariah Carey"

by ScreamyFrog November 08, 2020

Mariah Carey

That one bitch whos goddamn song we have to listen to for 2 months straight every fucking year.

Oh my god, Mariah Carey is on the radio AGAIN

by Pe/nis December 08, 2022

mariah carey

a trash singer who hibernates all year up until november 1st and goes back to sleep december 26

-november first-

mariah carey: cums everywhere to cum

by grs! November 04, 2022

Mariah Carey

Awesome as fuck she could be considered a thot but everyone loves her

Anyone: Mariah Carey
Everyone else: shut the hell up asshole don't say her beautiful name

by Samowo June 13, 2020

Danny Carey

The greatest drummer in progressive metal. He has really good rhythm and can keep a nice groove

Mike Portnoy is better than Danny Carey
Kill yourself you distasteful cunt

by Homo-Cunt October 23, 2018

Alan Carey

A gay person who would do anything with a pulse try’s to avoid the urge of turning around for a cheeky look.RO

Don’t be an Alan Carey

by DRoRo February 04, 2019