Michael Carey

To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.

Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.

by Why$$ September 12, 2020

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No Carey Christmas

It's a new alternative to No Nut November. No Carey Christmas. A challenge of how long one can go in the Christmas season without hearing Mariah Carey's "All I want for Christmas is you!"

I lost No Carey Christmas at the mall last week.

by DeiOlympi December 10, 2023

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Mariah Carey

That one bitch whos goddamn song we have to listen to for 2 months straight every fucking year.

Oh my god, Mariah Carey is on the radio AGAIN

by Pe/nis December 8, 2022

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An mysterious deity fo unknown origin with an evil conscience...

She lies dormant for 310 days of the year, December 26th until October 31st...
She sits in the shadows, waiting, plotting her attack. She waits until you feel the safest, until you are the most vulnerable and when that point reaches, when the clock strikes midnight and Halloween has past, your demise commences and you feel your life force drained away at her cruel will.
All she needs, all she wants for Christmas...
You...

Guy 1 "Hey, Christmas time is coming soon"
Guy 2 "Be on the lookout for Mariah Carey"

by ScreamyFrog November 8, 2020

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H frank carey

This school located in Franklin square. This school is the shittest school in Long Island. If you tell anyone you go here they look at you up and down and ask how you survive there. Most of the 7th-9th graders vape/ smoke weed. The seniors snort crack and other substances. The teachers either look like there ready to shoot themselfs or are high asf. Also full of homophobic racist white boys. Honestly Fuck this school is so bad

“You go to h frank carey?”
“Yes”
“That must suck”

by Skylerthecreator August 21, 2022

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