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Canon is the most social guy you’ll ever meet. No matter where he’s at, he’ll run into someone he knows. He’s got a heart for adventure and always willing to do something dangerous. If you have a Canon in your life, do not take him for granted. He’s so worth it. He’s honest, loyal, and always a pleasure to be around. He wants what’s best for his loved ones and will do anything for them. Canon can be pretty hard on himself, but he has goals and won’t give up on them. He’s smart and he knows it. If you try to out-smart him, you can’t. He loves to win and will do anything to make sure of it. He’s attractive, looks wise & in everything else he does. He’s got talents and is always learning something new. Canon is full of life, which makes spending time with him so amazing. He’s got passion for travel and probably has a collection of places he wants to visit stored in his notes. Pro-tip: Never underestimate a Canon. If you’re dating a Canon, you definitely won’t regret it. He will love you like crazy, and will never let you forget how much he wants you. He’s got perfect music taste, so night drives go insanely crazy. Canon is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. His smile is contagious and he’s extremely handsome. He will make you laugh no matter the circumstance. Keep your Canon close. Friend or a lover, he’s important to keep around.
Whoah, you know Canon!? I love that guy!!
Yes, I’m dating Canon, he’s my favorite.
by fishinginthedark22 November 21, 2023
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Canon

CANON UP UR ASS. WATCH THE FXCKIN SHOW U FATASS ROLLY POLLY ASS BITCH. CANON UP YOUR ASS, UR PUSSY, UR EYE SOCKETS, UR PENIS HOLE. STFU. WATCH THE FXCKIN SHOW AND STOP MAKING WEIRD SHIT YOU STUPID ASS POOPOO BITCH. HOW WOULD YOH FEEL IF THERE WAS CANON IN YOUR BRAIN STFU. BE NORMAL. Thankyou 🩷
“that’s not canon”
STFU CANON UP UR ASS
by str4wb3rryy February 18, 2025
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Canon

Verb; refers to a person/place/situation that is a chill, comfortable, soothing vibe. Derived from the song "Canon in D Major"
Person 1: "What are you up to tonight?"
Person 2: "I'm going to yoga. That sounds very canon rn."
by Willenium November 19, 2019
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Artillery Canon

When you clap your girls cheeks so hard to the point where it sounds or has the same decibels as an artillery canon
Hey what was that noise last night?
Oh yeah me and my girl were the Artillery Canon.
by Paxso-Africano May 6, 2024
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Sausage-Canon

When a woman shoots your dick out of her vagina
Stephanie gave me a sausage-canon last night while she came!!

I really want to sausage-canon some dick right now
by Urmom69445 November 26, 2024
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Canon

EPIC and will destroy any dumb infants
I am a Canon
by 6rdyystu August 28, 2021
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Canon Robin’s Boyfriend

A thicc boy named Owen who canon has fantasies about. They have a very steamy relationship because both are quite busty.
Canon Robin’s Boyfriend loves his massive shlong.
by Humptydumpty696969 October 8, 2021
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