buttered carrot

A self lubricated sex toy, most likely a dildo.

Random person 1: I really need a good fuck.
Random person 2: I'll lend you my buttered carrot.
Random person 1: yaaaasss tanks.

by Bitchy Mcbitchenstien October 17, 2015

Buttered nudes

Lubing yourself up whilst naked and sending pictures of yourself to lovers.

"Babe, I'm sad. Can you send some Buttered Nudes as a 'pick me up?"

by Filaddling sucks cock July 25, 2017

Buttered

a saying and or term used to express the sheer greatness of someone's new haircut

"Aye jit look at miko his barber BUTTERED his ass"

by flexhim November 21, 2020

buttered side down

A Youtube Chanel That Seem Like to be
Rip-off Howtobasic
but less an egg and more genius than howtobasic

Dude 1:dahm how to basic so disgusting
i hate his chanel so much
Dude 2: welp how about buttered side down?
Dude 1: What Is That?
Dude 2:Just Search This Cmon

by Colonelpancakes July 19, 2022

Peanut Buttered My Classes

The act of missing all of your classes schedule for the day. The

wittiness of the phrase comes from the fact that you skipped all of your classes, hence the brand of peanut butter, "Skippy".

Whoa dude Chettle, I bunged up today, I peanut buttered my classes....skippy

by Henrik Chettleburg October 24, 2011

Meanie-Butthead

Def 1: A word Roblox users, and Fortnite users say when they are sniped.

Def 2: An alternate swear word that Preschoolers use when they hear there grandma screaming it when she looses in Candy Crush.

Def 1: Flamingo- I'm gonna use this audio file for *ACK* It's cream. Wait, Roblox didn't allow. You Meanie-Butthead!
Def 2: Grandma: One move left, AHHH! YOU MEANIE-BUTTHEAD!

by /weird February 13, 2019

Reiki-buttered

Method of buttering a bagel/piece of toast etc. that is so dry it seems as though it was gently hovered over the vicinity of the butter with minimal - if any- physical contact to it not unlike the practice of Reiki .

This bagel is so fucking dry, it must have been Reiki-buttered.

by DianaTremaine February 22, 2019