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Bubblegum Squirts 

When you hit you the puss right, and it resembles a wad of chewed up bubblegum, then proceeds squirt uncontrollably.
Sam: "Dude. I fucked my girl so good last night, she had the Bubblegum Squirts."
Riley: "Holy shit! I knew there was something going on in the other room!"

Bubblecum 

Cum that you can blow bubbles with.
Let me see that bubblecum, baby.

Bubblegum Octopus 

a one man band. this dude creates crazy 8 bit tunes using bent circuit toy keyboards and stuff. its pretty funny and interesting.
Dude #1: Dude you gotta hear the song Erin Battle!
Dude #2: Bubblegum Octopus, right?
Dude #1: Yeah. How do you know that band?
Dude #2: Myspace.
Dude #1: Oh.
Bubblegum Octopus by heyfuyukii February 27, 2010

Hard Dick And Bubblegum 

When a man is quick to have sex with you, but emotionally or financially unable to carry on a relationship or be your {baby daddy}, he is offering you "nothing but hard dick and bubblegum"
Stuart, I want the better things in life, all you can offer me is hard dick and bubblegum.
Stay away from Vito, he's all hard dick and bubblegum.

bubblegum rapper 

a person that sucks at rapping
bubblegum rapper by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Bubblegum Clit

When a bitch's clit is gummy and sticky as fuck.
Yo, I heard Trixie got dat bubblegum clit doe.