Britney Speared

Whilst having sex doggy-style, pulling out a set of hair clippers and shaving your partners head.

After she cheated on me, My ex called for some ex-sex. I britney speared her and sent her packing to her new boy-toy

by Mykie G April 9, 2010

a britney spears

a girl who would do almost anything to always get attention.

"Look at Lia acting like a britney spears with her pink lacy thong wrapped around her left ankle."

by Kirk Lawrence July 3, 2006

britney spears

More hated in America than Osama bin Laden... and that's really, really sad.

Britney can't compensate her fake personality with just being hot.

by Chernorizets Hrabr July 6, 2004

Britney Speared

noun- A disease. Common among young teen and preteen females. Symptoms include: Attempting to sing with a voice that is at best average; proclaiming you're the ultimate virgin-then pretending to be the world's biggest slut; shaving off all your hair and putting on weight; losing your mind(even though you really never had one)-then claiming you found it. Always making a comeback, when it's questionable you ever came.
Not to be confused with,Miley Syphilis

"Doctor Fraud, are you re-admitting that same delusional bald girl again?"

"Yes, unfortunately, it's one of the worst 'Britney Speared' cases I've ever seen. The worst part of it is, this poor girl can really sing!"

by badugah February 21, 2009

Britney spears

the best singer who womanised me so hard i'm a transwoman :)

Person 1:i need to get somewhere but google says it will take 10 mins and i need to be there in 5!
Person 2 (the better one) : don't worry just listen to Britney spears and walk... you'll be there in 2 mins !!!

by cElLo+cat= mY lIFe December 25, 2022

Britney spears

A woman that by the age of 25 has had 2 kids, the rise and fall of her singing career, a divorce, and a midlife crisis shamelessly exploited by the media elite.

Britney Spears-The woman who looks 20 years older than she really is.

by Seth Einus July 28, 2007

britney spears

A female pop artist who's pussy has been invaded more times than Poland.

Britney Spears is blown out.

by Lon June 5, 2005