by SimpingFool March 24, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. The Kindest person one will ever meet. He usually stands below 6 foot but has kindness in his green eyes that make him seem 6'6". He does not shy from a challenge as Brandon's are successful in any venture they dive into. These creatures don't seem human because they work harder than humanly possible. If you meet a Brandon, your eyes will melt with tears as he hacks your rhythmless heart and quickly overrides your emotions ultimately bringing a state of eternal euphoria.
Girl 1: Hehehe I met this BRANDON the other day...
Girl 2: YAAAAAA
Girl 1: I think I'm in love with him!!!
Girl 2: OMFG!!!!!
Girl 3: What's his last name?
Girl 1: It starts with an S or something. But why do you care he's mine?
Girl 2: YA BITCH BACK OFF
Girl 3: okay okay
Girl 1 and Girl 2: HEHEHEHE
(as they run off into the distance thinking about Brandon and leaving Girl 3)
Girl 2: YAAAAAA
Girl 1: I think I'm in love with him!!!
Girl 2: OMFG!!!!!
Girl 3: What's his last name?
Girl 1: It starts with an S or something. But why do you care he's mine?
Girl 2: YA BITCH BACK OFF
Girl 3: okay okay
Girl 1 and Girl 2: HEHEHEHE
(as they run off into the distance thinking about Brandon and leaving Girl 3)
by Ahah Spaha April 16, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. The beefiest guy you have ever met. This man has the biggest muscles and thickest calves you have ever seen. He can lift 50 fucking tons with his bare hands but a basic paper cut and they'll be bleeding out on the floor.
by whatyatalkingabeet October 21, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Someone who is a great friend, you can talk to them about anything and they’ll never judge you. Has a girlfriend who he loves with all his heart, is also amazing at sports
Brandon is a great friend I just had a conversation with him about some issues I’m having and he offered me some great insight also is a beast at football
by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a great guy to be around. His easy going personality seems to draw people in. He’s a handsome guy with a beautiful smile. Sometimes he can get a little obbsessed with fortnite, but that’s alright😂 If you ever meet a Brandon, don’t ever let him go. He’s the best boyfriend anyone could ever have! You are the one of the luckiest girls in the world to end up with a Brandon!!
Brandon’s the best boyfriend ever 😍
by 789isajoke:) July 12, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a dumbass
by Brandonjr left by him November 16, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. by Captain Bill McAwesome III November 1, 2019
Get the Brandonmug.